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Hello Abuja! EY French 🇫🇷 teachers needed urgently! Location: Wuse 2 Salary: state your price Please repost

Dear @aedcelectricity I bought 10k units and got 4units. I’ve tried reaching out to your customer support. But no response. Please assist.

May God grant our heart desires 😭

If you can see this please say hi 👋 I can’t seem to find my mutuals

Honest answers please. Would you employ a staff that’s 6-7 months pregnant?

If you come into my space and an item gets missing, that’s the end. Be gone forever. I won’t even confront you. So you can deny? No beloved. Come and be going

Team Moniepoint or team Opay? I want to check something

I feel like… We as a nation can come together and create, build and structure our own internet and stop complaining that MTN and airtel are thieves. The software engineers what are they doing? I’m a tech bro. I’m a tech sis. Come outside! This is a real life problem. Fix it!!

As an adult with a 7-5, if you don’t have a small cooler and water bottle I won’t rate you cos what do you mean you buy roadside food from random places everyday

I’m trying to compile a list of schools I can recommend to my students and the task is not looking as simple as I initially thought. Please, If you schooled in Abuja, what secondary did you go to?

Please what internet are you people using in Gwarimpa? MTN fibre isn’t available and the normal MTN is doing push and start. Help me please. Help the less privileged 😭

What’s the difference between advised to resign and getting fired

If you’re a teacher switching schools this session please rely heavily on AI. There are schools you’ve never heard of that will pay you 1m per month. But they will never recruit publicly. There are teacher certifications you’ve that will move you from a basic to pro.

Girl to girl: be THAT GIRL again. Get disciplined again. Take care of yourself again. Eat better & move your body again. Oil your edges & drink your water again. Start praying & reading your Bible again. Get your money up and sleep 8 hours again. Find your spark ✨

Dear @Providusunity you said we should get the card app. We’ve gotten it. But we’re not getting any code via text or email to move to the next step. What’s going on? We can’t process any payments

Who needs N10,000,000 urgently? You pay us back 1m every month for 10 months with 5% interest. If you run, we arrest your parents and your partner. If you agree, text me.

WhatsApp needs a feature where we can rewind a status update or fast forward it

I’m arguing with my colleagues so I need backup from you guys. Do you go shoe socks shoe socks or you go socks socks shoe shoe? Let me know the people that shouldn’t be allowed to roam freely

Is it just me or the boroughs is the adult version of stranger things 🌝

I lied on my cv once. I said I knew Excel. Confidently. In bold. First week on the job, my manager sends me a spreadsheet and says "can you build a pivot table by EOD?" I didn't even know what that meant. So I spent my lunch break in a chicken republic watching YouTube tutorials, sweating through my dress. Turned in the pivot table at 4:58pm. It wasn't perfect. But it was done. That day I learned two things Google will save your life. And the gap between "I can't" and "I'll figure it out" is smaller than you think. Fake it just enough to get in the room. Then actually learn the thing. That said, if you still don’t know how to use Microsoft excel in 2026 say hi