@madlep@hachyderm.io ( https://xitter.cf/t.co/MTTZp1U298 )

Melbourne, Australia
Joined March 2008
Elixir Melbourne in person meetup on tonight! Thursday March 9, 6pm. Hosted by Fresh - Elixir News - Tyler Barker - "ETS deep dive" - Julian Doherty @madlep - "Why Fresh Choose Elixir" - Rhys Davis @RhysLDavis Details and RSVP at meetup.com/elixir-melbourne/… See you there
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Talking at @ElixirMelbourne on Thursday. Should be fun. #MyElixirStatus
2 days till Elixir Melbourne in person meetup! Thursday March 9, 6pm. Hosted by Fresh - Elixir News - Tyler Barker - "ETS deep dive" - Julian Doherty @madlep - "Why Fresh Choose Elixir" - Rhys Davis @RhysLDavis Details and RSVP at meetup.com/elixir-melbourne/… See you there
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Orion has now reached the Moon, here's how it will get back to Earth on the 11th of December.
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I'll save you from giving Uncle b*b money. You don't need to know category theory for functional programming (I don't, and I've been doing this full time for 6 years). There isn't a lot to it --it's a few ideas that have large consequences. Understand the ideas.
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Got my Mastodon escape pod lined up over at @madlep@hachyderm.io in case Space Karen crashes this site harder than a Starship test flight running Tesla self driving software.
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My elixirconf talk has been posted: youtu.be/fifbMZliHjI.
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Keep Ruby people strange
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"the Ruby people, strange people" - Linus Torvalds #damnright source: youtube.com/watch?v=0m4hlWx7…
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That’s a first. Take off roll aborted because… a seagull landed on the runway. ✈️🐦❌ Was fine. Turned around and went ok next run. m.youtube.com/watch?v=U9t-sl…
Elon isn’t Tony Stark from MCU. Elon is Syndrome from The Incredibles
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“Just keep coding we can always fix it later”
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Is there any scarier halloween story for database engineers?
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If you build software read this link. It’s why cloud computing and fads like “serverless” took off. Throwing hardware at bad software is a strategy taught to MBAs. We’re at a point where scaling cloud is outpacing payroll cost to build faster software pythonspeed.com/articles/fix…
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Past me: I must make sure to do smaller PRs in future so they are easier to review. Current me: ... Crap.
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Elixir devs who have been using @elixirphoenix with LiveView for years seeing #nextjs announcements
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I’ve been hiring people for 20 years, and I still swear by a simple rule: If they order steak at lunch, and they say they know the steak doesn’t exist, and that when they put it in their mouth, the Matrix is telling their brain that it is juicy and delicious - don’t hire them.
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It's Sunday afternoon. Do you know where *YOUR* unit tests suite breaks due to business-days logic using current time and assumptions about tests only running on weekdays?
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