Director at FFP. I swear a lot. Influencer. importer of ballbearings. Proprietor of MEGATHREADS. Sometimes draw shit. Part of the John Cooper Clarke Collective
Joined January 2009
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I have spent the last 5 hours listening to house music. All is good with the world. I am also drunk. 👍
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I used to have a pet terantlea spidur. He did do shits. And giggles.
Oh Bill Oddy,
His dead body,
Won’t be watchin birds no more.
He’ll spy on angles in the sky
While Alan Partridge does a cry
The family will sell his binocleurs one day,
Probly at a boot fair on a Sunday.
Big Bill Oddie,
Your soul has left your body,
I once asked you a question,
If spiders do shits,
But wouldn’t answer,
You fucking chancer,
And now we’ll never know,
If spiders do shits,
Or if mosquitoes do shits.
J C Clarke Collective etc
@zippetey2dah @SidcupSpode
Despite having a DIABETIC INCIDENT, I powered through and am now shit fade and singing. I never sing*.
*unless shitfaced.
Does the Tardis have a toilet on board? Or did the doctor just travel back in time to when he didn't need a shit?
Cleaned, neck treated, tried to ‘deck’ the bridge. Restrung. Plays like new. Not bad for a 26 year old guitar that has been in storage for 2 decades.
Kevin Keegan,
You scored a goal,
You played for the magpie,
But did an eye roll,
You’d love it if you beat them,
And caused some mayhem,
But now you are decease,
Rest in peace
JCC Collective etc
@zippetey2dah @SidcupSpode
