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maliha ✿

@mallliha

before anything, i am a hater

Joined June 2013
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size of jupiter (with my cat for scale)
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I struggle to imagine a highly educated man, especially in medicine, science or tech, coming online to say his blue-collar wife with no degree is much smarter than him. Male-centered women are so desperate to glorify men and downplay their own intelligence. It's exhausting.
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@Rosaria__lxmNov 10
This can’t be real
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T🪄@itsmetihboiNov 10
How I go to bed after gaslighting myself into believing I’ll recognise the multiple-choice answers in tomorrow’s exam:
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Joshwelt@weltszznnNov 10
“You’d block someone over politics?” Sir, I’d block someone for recommending a Colleen Hoover book to me. 😭
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06@StraybunzzNov 9
Academic spark come home baby I miss you
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when are we going to talk about the shrinkflation of jungle bars
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,@w0a0i0fNov 8
guys i think there’s something sacred in the mundane
dosa (@dishandthecity) profile picturedosa@dishandthecitySep 27
and if you’re free later maybe we can live a million ordinary days together
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stupidest people on earth having unlimited access to AI might be the worst thing to ever happen
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“but the machine said i’m right 😠” show me your primary school report card right now
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lele 🇵🇸@leleintheb0xNov 5
joburg voters:
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This is a swastika I can feel calm looking at. No bright screaming red, no anger no hatred. Just a nice sky blue. This is a flag I can feel relaxed with.
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Ya Allah increase my iron and vitamin d levels
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Driving at night? Here’s 500,000 lumens of LED RAPE straight to your eyeballs
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cuándo me despierto con dolor de garganta
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I’M SO FINISHED BRUH YOH😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
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Rakgadi@Nkinki_Nov 4
We are busy with elections ✋🏾
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What's the difference between someone who likes you and someone who is serious about you?
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chicken wings a real mindfulness meal because you can’t look at your phone or read your book, you just have to concentrate on the wings
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Your future doctor is out here shitposting on twitter
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hey dude thanks for matching my exact speed in the left lane after i merged on the freeway that was sick bro have you ever seen an unregistered firearm
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scared to fight with someone from joburg because what if they turn me into a smash burger
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sami@samitingzOct 29
It probably feels so good to hit someone in the head with an owala
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