@maloneli22

Sling cards 🪄wine 🥂 & sarcasm and I don't pronounce my R's

 Boston, MA
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Joined May 2009
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Leaving the house when it’s still dark out hurts my feelings
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Rob Wright Images
@RobWrightImages23h
Still can't get over that sunset Wednesday night on the Midcoast. -- October 21, 2026 St. George, Maine
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Massachusetts where you have to pay for an inspection sticker to indicate that your vehicle is safe for the road so you can drive on the roads that are not fit for your vehicle 🫩😑
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Wisdom
@Wisdom_HQOct 23
I'm convinced this motherfucker was conceived during a classified Navy experiment involving cocaine and a dolphin.
Crazy Clips
@crazyclips_Oct 22
The difference between an Olympic swimmer and the average person is actually insane 😭
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This is an adult man competing against children in the UK series "Sprint With the Stars." youtube.com/watch?v=83nQyy…
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They are 12 years old and it’s a pre-season game, settle the fuck down Carol
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To the person who went off of Route 146 north in Uxbridge, hit a tree and took off… you left your bumper with the license plate still attached. The Police will be nice enough to return it to you.
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Megan Johnson@megansarahjOct 23
My hot take is that the major sports teams should be on basic cable so we don’t discriminate against senior citizens who don’t use streaming apps
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Smoldering twilight, waves crashing against the rocks, and Marshall Island's bright light illuminating the trees. -- October 21, 2026 St. George, Maine
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Ms. Davis@TheeTopiccOct 21
Yall please get on Netflix and watch “From” this shit has had me on the edge of my seat since I turned it on OMFG
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BTB@BTBlondeOct 24
The process. Halloween 2025. “SkeleTORia” #halloween
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NurseBrianRN@rn_murseOct 23
fuuuuuuuuuuuuuck
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Manders 🌻@SunflowerGpsyOct 21
The crazies use to only come out during a full moon, now it's everyday
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Timelapse of last night's sunset from Marshall Point Light. -- October 21, 2026 Port Clyde, Maine
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Annie Hatfield
@AnneHatfieldVOOct 22
A realtor sent a letter offering to sell my house and included a picture of it. Is this a ransom note? HAS HE KIDNAPPED MY HOUSE?
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BostonWriter
@bostonwriterOct 22
Solid move, MLB.
Mac Cerullo
@MacCerulloOct 22
MLB announces that Payton Tolle will serve as one of three World Series Correspondents. He will appear on MLB Network, produce content for MLB's social channels and offer player perspective on the matchup. Couldn't imagine a better choice for that role.
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Rolling Stone
@RollingStoneOct 22
Tom Skerritt, the Emmy-winning actor who starred in 'Alien,' 'Top Gun,' and the 1990s TV show 'Picket Fences,' has died at the age of 93. Read ↓ rollingstone.com/tv-movies/t…

Tom Skerritt, ‘Alien’ and ‘Picket Fences’ Actor, Dead at 93

Tom Skerritt, the Emmy-winning actor who starred in Alien and Picket Fences, has died at the age of 93.

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Just Ellie@DYSONlife4realOct 22
Every time my 11 year old daughter calls out to me “Mumma” Her brothers sing “Just killed a man” It irritates the hell out of her….. 😅
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Today, they recalled toothpaste and cheese 🧀 The end is clearly near!
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sixfootcandy@sixfootcandyOct 21
Politicians are calling and texting me 20+ times a day asking for my vote. Imagine if they put that kind of energy into doing their actual jobs. They’d be fulfilling campaign promises instead of recycling them every election.
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Dan Aykroyd
@dan_aykroydOct 21
These are my great-grandfather Dr. Sam Aykroyd’s transcripts from the Seances he hosted in the Old Farmhouse. It was the spirit of his work passed down through the generations that inspired my interests. He’s the original Ghostbuster.
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