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Mambet 🇰🇪🇺🇸 retweeted

𝑲𝒆𝒗𝒊𝒏 𝑮𝒓𝒊𝒎𝒎@KevinGrimms8h

What a busy year🤦‍♂️ I forgot to marry again😳🤔

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Mambet 🇰🇪🇺🇸@mambethimself1h

"Kumbaya my Lord kumbaya". We used to sing this song in high school. What does 'Kumbaya' mean?

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Mambet 🇰🇪🇺🇸@mambethimself12h

Holyyyyyyy 😳😳

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Mambet 🇰🇪🇺🇸@mambethimself14h

We need to talk about how married women are being the best version to their side dudes 😩😍

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Mambet 🇰🇪🇺🇸@mambethimself16h

Nimeenda kuambia mse 'guza back bro', auto correct ikaweka 'Guza bang bros' 😂💔

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Mambet 🇰🇪🇺🇸 retweeted

Merit🦋@MeritCrown2218h

The Gay Card is now official. Men have secured a lifetime license to leave women alone and pursue men instead. Ladies, your competition has officially changed. 🌈 #GayCard #LGBTQ

Image from Merit🦋 (@MeritCrown22)

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Mambet 🇰🇪🇺🇸@mambethimself18h

Everyone has that one game in their phone yenye wako obsessed with. Every free time anaingia kucheza

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Mambet 🇰🇪🇺🇸 retweeted

𝗸𝗶𝗯𝗲𝘁@kibet_kirgit20h

Kmtc baddies got hidden gem inside their blouse🫠

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Mambet 🇰🇪🇺🇸 retweeted

SENIOR 🎭@Vice_ChancelorNov 12

Hi guys, Sina mengi ya kusema nimekuja TU kusema kwa sasa Niko na show kesho 😌 ticket ni 200 kwa wanafunzi na the rest ni 300 mwenye anataka first class ni 1k. Also siwezi waguzia kwa sahii juu nmerehearse mpaka nmeishiwa pawa. Nikimaliza show nitawaguzi adi mtii 😶‍🌫️

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Mambet 🇰🇪🇺🇸 retweeted

𝐁𝐚𝐥𝐨𝐤𝐨𝐥𝐞 🇰🇪@JBalokoleNov 13

Why do Americans love lifting their pick-up trucks so ridiculously high?

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Mambet 🇰🇪🇺🇸 retweeted

Eye pundit 🔝

@kipropnetizen20h

You have to have a baddie aura like me otherwise buana msichana mambo yako inaeza kuwa ngumu.

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Mambet 🇰🇪🇺🇸@mambethimself20h

Having 'matako kubwa' should be added to the list of academic qualifications 😂 It is all it takes to be famous in Kenya and Miss Saringe and Vera Sidika have cracked the code 😅

Image from Mambet 🇰🇪🇺🇸 (@mambethimself)

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Mambet 🇰🇪🇺🇸 retweeted

@kibet_222jr21h

Morio wangu anatumia kamba ku lock nyumba 😭 chaaai

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Mambet 🇰🇪🇺🇸@mambethimself21h

Everybody claims alikuwanga number one akiwa lower classes in primary school

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Mambet 🇰🇪🇺🇸 retweeted

Afro Finest 🇰🇪🇿🇦

@afrofinest25422h

Very much active to marry someone immediately 😁

@osama_novara22h

Lunch time gains session. Are you active? teapawt.org/i/spaces/1ZBjOAnWQJrBz…

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Mambet 🇰🇪🇺🇸 retweeted

Son of an Architect

OPERATION. OPERATION. OPERATION 🚨. Boycott all Catfish accounts. Stop giving catfish attention 📌✊.

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Mambet 🇰🇪🇺🇸@mambethimself22h

Yaani men huku nje remember who took their virginity? Mimi unajua nilianza hii michezo nikiwa mdogo sana I can't tell specifically who took it.

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Mambet 🇰🇪🇺🇸 retweeted

@MissCFC190523h

Started the year celibate and ending it celibate. Hakuna kuloose focus 😭♥️

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Mambet 🇰🇪🇺🇸@mambethimselfNov 14

Hii vita ya Babu Owino na Sifuna ni vita ya kishebedu sana

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Mambet 🇰🇪🇺🇸 retweeted

@exceleunnah254Nov 14

A man that can cause drama and stop a wedding today is needed. Payment is 5K💀😂🤌🏼

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