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Joined March 2024
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Haven’t had much to say
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grown men cutting up their apples. soft.
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Your pull-up game is trash because you think you’re too good for assisted pull-ups
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why jack off when you can walk?
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Imagine being a pussy ass parent and actually cutting off the crust for them. Talk about setting your kid up to fail in life
Could you imagine being a parent and your pussy ass kid tells you they don’t like crust on their sandwich
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Could you imagine being a parent and your pussy ass kid tells you they don’t like crust on their sandwich
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They nuked your testosterone so that this wouldn’t happen and to be honest that’s why you only see a thousand men here instead of hundreds of thousands
Didnt see this coming, Well Done Lads 👏
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Zero critical thinking.
The $UBER vs $TSLA debate happening right now across the board is fascinating in many respects. I’ve spent all day reading both sides. I even went to ChatGPT and had a conversation with Astra because of how fascinating this debate is to me. By the way, Astra is legit. Releasing that before Anthropic’s IPO was a chess move. The frontier lab wars are only getting more intense. I am long both in small quantities. A bit of Tesla I bought a year ago at $350 and haven’t added since and a small amount of Uber I added 2 weeks ago at $75 after taking a look at the numbers. Not short any of the names but also not meaningfully long any of them at this moment either. My conclusion so far is both sides are being ridiculously extreme in their conclusion. The extreme $UBER bulls are not seriously acknowledging the direct existisitential threat to its moat via CyberCab’s pure product experience and eventual scale. The extreme $TSLA bulls are not giving any merit to the 200M+ monthly users they have, how hard is it to scale a network, how self driving might be commoditized and Uber could simply become the largest marketplace for multiple vendors, and how much time unsupervised true autonomy will take to reach any meaningful level of Uber’s 42M daily rides. Honestly, I think both will do well. I don’t think it has to be as black or white as both sides are making it. However, it is an incredible thought experiment. Uber disrupted transportation forever with technology, and now Tesla is disrupting transportation forever with autonomy. I think Uber is undervalued. I think Tesla has the most exciting potential out of all the Mag 7 over the next decade. I just think both sides are writing off the other for no reason. The funniest outcome would be an eventual partnership even though I know it’s not that likely, but I do think this is going to not be one or the other.
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3k of you are retarded for following me
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Using straps in the gym for everything is something you should only be doing when you’re in high school because your frontal lobe isn’t fully developed (you’re retarded)
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As a fit man, I only have a shirt on 20% of the time
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Woke up today wanting to eat like shit. I compromised. Instead of getting fast food burgers, I made my own. Everyone knows homemade burgers are a health food.
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Go get a girls number. Not to text them, but for sport
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Every time I take an uber, I tell the driver to find a new job
I’ve spent many many hours in every AV I can get my hands on and I can confidently say the Tesla Cybercab is the most enjoyable rider experience I’ve ever had
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You’re all retarded, shit was as mediocre as Jersey Mikes
I’ve been a vegan for 10+ years but I caved to see what the hype is about
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I’ve been a vegan for 10+ years but I caved to see what the hype is about
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I don’t like nice chicks I like rude bitches
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No better way to get greeted after a long day of kicking ass and taking names
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Only thing you need to have stronger morning wood than @bryan_johnson is to eat elk and wake up next to a bad bitch
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So I parallel double parked that motherfucker sideways
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