$SHITZU dev | @OrderlyNetwork devrel | $NEAR $AR
Worms, Deutschland
Joined September 2020
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Mario Reder retweeted
#BitMine $BMNR goes to 0
$9B unrealized loss. Cost basis lies. A chairman whose every ETH prediction has missed. A death spiral with no exit.
Full breakdown in the video👇 youtu.be/6imvfoxeDoU
Slides:
foxreymann.github.io/bitmine…
@arukanism @zmzlois @Lantos1618 @dimplnotsimpl
Mario Reder retweeted
🪣 Boring Capital Genesis Bucket Competition 🪣
Think you can build the best bucket?
Create your strategy, let it run, and compete for 1,000 NEAR in prizes.
Conditions
• Buckets can be created starting now until 31 March —12:00 UTC
• Minimum investment: $100
• Bucket composition: at least 2 assets
• Bucket must be in RUNNING status by 1 May — 12:00 UTC
Prize Pool
🥇 1st — Highest % PnL: 800 NEAR
🥈 2nd — Highest % PnL: 100 NEAR
🥉 3rd — Highest % PnL: 50 NEAR
💹 Best Risk-Adjusted Strategy: 50 NEAR → Lowest drawdown among buckets containing at least two non-stablecoin assets.
Bucket it.
boringcapital.xyz/
Mario Reder retweeted
RHEA ❌ Chainsimplifies everything
Grab shares of 2500 $NEAR by trading on:
x.rhea.finance
Track trade volume with the RHEA X-Chain Trading Competition Dune Dashboard below:
bit.ly/4sd1gBb
Token list supported on the next tweet ⬇️⬇️
Mario Reder retweeted
Hey, DeFiShardians!
Important Announcement 📢
-> WL checker is now LIVE:
Connect your NEAR wallet to DeFiShards.xyz
Go to “Launchpad” and see if you’re already whitelisted
-> Price update:
The mint price for both phases is now set to 0.0005 $nBTC + 2 $NEAR
Keep BONDMaxxing 🔳 🟧
Mario Reder retweeted
perps are now live on niggaliquid
trade.niggaliquid.fun
Mario Reder retweeted
Hit at least 500$ PnL in our new perp site perps.shitzuapes.xyz/ and get 100$ from us.
Come check us out @shitzuonnear
Powered @OrderlyNetwork dex.orderly.network
Mario Reder retweeted
Thinking about launching a perp DEX?
@marior_dev breaks it down step by step so you can follow along and go live in the next few minutes.
Watch here: youtu.be/TKtT4yagr0A?si=-AS-…
Mario Reder retweeted
🏛️ Templar Mainnet is LIVE! 🏛️
🌅 The Dawn of Cypher Lending is here.
Templar lets you borrow stablecoins against Bitcoin, or ANY asset on ANY chain, without trusted third parties. No wrapping, no bridging, No KYC.
Be your own bank with Templar.
Mario Reder retweeted
🔥 Meme coins are thriving on NEAR, and $JAMBO is leading the charge via @rhea_finance!
From Sep 1–11, 2025, swaps & volume more than doubled.
📊 Since Launch:
- Swaps: 28.64K → 60.71K (+112%)
- Swappers: 2K → 3.76K (+88%)
- Volume: $1.3M → $3.24M (+149%)
🏆 Peak Action:
Aug 31: 9.28K swaps, $746.9K volume (~23% of total)
Sep 3: 1.28K swappers
⚡ Note: Stats cover Rhea Finance swaps only, JAMBO also trades seamlessly on NEAR Intents.
For full analysis, check my @flipsidecrypto report.
Link in first comment 👇
$JAMBO on NEAR via Meme Cooking is exploding out of the gate!
Launched on Meme Cooking, it’s already making waves on @rhea_finance. 🌊
📊 Swap Performance (Since Launch):
- 28.64K swaps
- 2K unique swappers
- $1.3M swap volume
🏆 Peak Day (Aug 31):
- 9.28K swaps
- 1,145 swappers
- $746.9K volume (~57.5% of total)
🔥 JAMBO’s $700K+ day shows serious early traction!
For full analysis, check my @flipsidecrypto report.
Link in first comment 👇
Mario Reder retweeted
Spaces with Jambo Exchange: The Lore Behind JAMBO
Join us for a fireside chat between @donamarahp & @marior_dev to hear the story behind @jambo_cs, and why is the community rallying behind this movement 👀
🗓Sept 5 | 2 PM UTC
Set a Reminder 👇
Mario Reder retweeted
More partners integrating every week - last few days $JAMBO added a ton more new users and trades.
Mario Reder retweeted
Mister @donamarahp will take care of you if you try to sell $JAMBO
Mario Reder retweeted
$NEAR meme szn is back?
ngl the funniest thing just happened on NEAR…
@jambo_cs
a meme popped up called $Jambo Exchange , the site was literally trolling tradfi/defi at the same time. stuff like:
•“custody first”
•“quarterly migrations”
•“claims by DM”
bro it looked like a shitpost turned product.
then drama started when people saw funds moving, and in the middle of all the noise someone typoed jumbo → jambo. 💀
that one typo flipped into a whole meme. now the entire timeline is running with it.
and honestly? it feels good. it’s not about the “exchange” anymore. it’s about the culture, the chaos, the inside joke that everyone suddenly shares.
this is why i love crypto. one random moment can bring a whole community back to life. vibes over charts. memes over FUD.
jambo is the vibe.
the dev is based.
NEAR feels alive again.
1. "scam" is an announced 3 months in advance migration
2. The only Jambo “user” is one arbitrage bot
3. HOT has nothing to do with Jambo or HAPI finances or management
I can't believe that with such communications skills @OrderlyNetwork hired you as devrel 🤡