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sports are pissing me off

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Joined August 2013
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"agora não bebé, a mãe está ocupada a ver a downfall do ronaldo em tempo real"
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proof some of you are definitely 8yo because this was the song of the summer in 2016 that means the tropical summer sun kissed mermaid persona has been in her all along waiting to be polished and perfected to its full potential
wow she had NO identity back then
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Instagram will never reach peak humor the way Twitter does every time something historic happens
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actually we r in a serious business partnership they do the skating i do the hating
calling figure skaters "clients" is so gross and parasocial you're not an an actual BUSINESS TRANSACTION with them!!!!
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vamos perder tanto culturalmente agora que vamos deixar de ter stories das successoras do fernando pessoa e do josé saramago 💔
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somebody put this mf in jail tbh
Replying to @w_addii
and is that how he treated his former partner? he just cast her aside
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tw// fall this is probably one of the worst falls i've seen in pairs? literally gasped my god that's a most likely concussion right there and if true what's being said in the qts he's a piece of shit wtaf... hopefully she has a healthy recovery :///
какой же пиздец..очень сильно упала альбина с поддержки
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he should've taken her immediately from ice or call the paramedics, awful fucking partner my god i hate to say it and i really wish she's okay but this could've gone way way worse i don't even wanna imagine it 😣
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performative final boss
Kimi Antonelli revisited Ayrton Senna’s resting place in São Paulo, this time as a World Champion 🙏 (📸 @splashand_go)
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finally
🚨🇵🇹 BREAKING: CRISTIANO RONALDO RETIRES FROM INTERNATIONAL FOOTBALL.
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most predictable choice ever 😭
ILIA SAYING HES A FAN OF KIMI
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"AGORA NÃO BEBÉ, A MÃE ESTÁ OCUPADA A CELEBRAR A SAÍDA DO RONALDO DA SELEÇÃO NACIONAL"
"agora não bebé, a mãe está ocupada a ver a downfall do ronaldo em tempo real"
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ACORDA GONÇALO RAMOS ESTE É O MELHOR DIA DA TUA VIDA VAMOS BRILHAR 🥳
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este maluco acabou com a carreira do ronaldo EU NUNCA DUVIDEI DO MEU GOAT JJ 🙏🏻
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NATIONAL HOLIDAY IN PORTUGAL EVERYONE STAND UPPPPPP
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o melhor disto é que eu sei que o dalot está a ter um PÉSSIMO dia
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um minuto de silêncio pela saída do ronaldo da seleção nacional
🚨🇵🇹 BREAKING: CRISTIANO RONALDO RETIRES FROM INTERNATIONAL FOOTBALL.
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Uma óptima semana para estes dois.
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Vitória do Lula Blue wave Ronaldo fora da seleção Nem ia beber hoje mas estamos a viver que nem reis
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hoje vai ser o dia mais engraçado desta aplicação EU ESTOU SENTADA 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
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NÃO ACREDITO QUE O RONALDO REFORMOU-SE DA SELEÇÃO, SÓ VENDO EU A VER:
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