I'm the most boring person on twitter...

Joined January 2009
Clearly some exciting news from @SouthernRailUK
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Can't remember the last @SouthernRailUK train I was on that ran to time. 40mins late today and just found out its terminating 20miles early
Test test test #bigtop – at London, England
Soaking up the sun at #SEM2014 – at Rotterdam, The Netherlands
Ready, steady... Go #SEM2014 – at Rotterdam, The Netherlands
Ready, Steady... Go! – at Rotterdam, The Netherlands
Fun is one of the most important - & underrated - ingredients in any successful venture virg.in/tips
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Hey @jackmorton chill out! – at Eastbourne, England
So @parcelmonkey damaged an item I sent yet they refuse to cover it despite being fully insured at extra cost. now i’m £500 out of pocket. – at Eastbourne, England
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Went go carting with the crew and husband tonight. He's not that impressed by my results. 😜
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@bdsaunders are you drinking from the keg of glory? – at York, England
Mark Heaps retweeted
The lobby of the Bank of England is on two levels. They've got a double dip reception.
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School Games opening ceremony... GO! #2013SSG – at Sheffield, England
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@bdsaunders well done mate! – at Eastbourne, England
£12 a pint in the hotel bar tonight #ouch #earlynight – at Trondheim, Norway
An update to Maslow's hierarchy of needs!
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Replying to @SamwellCox
“@SamwellCox: @seldomseentrev Are you on site?! PLEASE come say hi mate!” Ditto!
Mark Heaps retweeted
Why you shouldn't fall asleep in the sun with a bowl of cereal...
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