Principal Security Researcher @Microsoft. Blogger, Speaker, and Baseball Nerd. Find me on Mastodon or BlueSky(@markmorow.com)

Seattle (via Chicago)
Joined December 2007
Mark Morowczynski (@[email protected]) retweeted
how do i tell IT that i spilled tikka masala all over my work laptop
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.@Microsoft folks know it is GIVE Month. To support our generous month of giving, I have created two auction items that are now available for bidding. The first is a series of 1:1 mentoring sessions with me. 1/
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what is it about the 4-6pm nap that makes you wish you never fucking existed when you wake up
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i am the captain now
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