Card-carrying member of the human race. If you’re looking for SnarkyCFP (that account was deleted 9/15/25) you’ve found him.

Joined July 2022
Wonderful separation of church and state here. Gotta love how this administration respects the founders, years of case law, and Constitution.
The Pentagon’s decision to remove the Unitarian Universalists makes no sense except that people who practice that faith tend to be left wing. It’s a beautiful organization that pulls a little bit from every faith and is extremely non judgmental towards other religions.
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Mark Newfield (SnarkyCFP) retweeted
In 2024, President Biden released a six-page physical packed with real medical history, medications, labs, conditions, and specialist reviews. The press, including Ed, still beat the hell out of him and @K_JeanPierre. Tonight, Trump releases a 3-page propaganda memo pretending he’s Superman while admitting he’s 238 pounds, on cholesterol drugs, taking aspirin, had swelling and bruising, and was told to lose weight. And the press shrugs. That cowardly, useless, access-obsessed double standard is exactly how we got here. Biden gave them a medical report and got dragged for months. Trump gave them fan fiction on White House letterhead, and they clap like trained seals. Sick.
Just before 11pm Friday, the White House releases President Trump’s annual physical examination results. “Preventive counseling was provided, including guidance on diet, recommendation to take a low-dose aspirin, increased physical activity, and continued weight loss,” the report reads. But it concludes the president “remains in excellent health, demonstrating strong cardiac, pulmonary, neurological, and overall physical function. His demanding daily schedule, including multiple high-level meetings, public engagements, and regular physical activity, continues to support his overall well-being. Cognitive and physical performance are excellent. He is fully fit to carry out all duties of the Commander-in-Chief and Head of State.”
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And the grift goes on, you know the grift goes on…. Apologies to Sonny and Cher.
“We have to have sympathy. We need to at least let them engage in some stock trading so they can continue to take care of their family.” Americans are tired of watching corruption dressed up as virtue.
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Mark Newfield (SnarkyCFP) retweeted
So, redistricting was GREAT for Texas. And it's going to be GREAT for Florida. But it's BAD in Virginia? Is that how this works, MAGA? I know you're not the sharpest tools in the drawer, but you're reaping what you've sown. Womp womp.
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Mark Newfield (SnarkyCFP) retweeted
I'm just going to say this a few thousand more times: Never Trump was always right. We told you who he was. We warned you what he'd do. Reap it.
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If you listen, you will not be able to unsee images of Dana Carvey and Mike Meyers.
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As if you guys hadn’t already gotten nothing done. You’re gonna double down on that? Nice job, Mr. Useless. How about you pass a budget, start paying down the debt, and stop ICE from shooting American citizens. Stop wasting time on what’s already illegal and doesn’t even happen.
House Republicans are NOT going to be part of any effort to reopen our borders or stop immigration enforcement. Chuck Schumer’s gambit last night is a joke. We must fully fund Homeland Security and support our brave law enforcement heroes who keep Americans safe.
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Start with trump. Easy case.
“Right now we don’t even prosecute fraud that is under $1.5 million dollars… we’re changing that” Fraudsters have literally stolen BILLIONS from the legal hardworking taxpayers as they defraud our government without any pushback Prosecute, arrest and deport all the fraudsters.
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As if you guys hadn’t already gotten nothing done. You’re gonna double down on that? Nice job, Mr. Useless. How about you pass a budget, start paying down the debt, and stop ICE from shooting American citizens. Stop wasting time on what’s already illegal and doesn’t even happen.
Senator Mike Lee @BasedMikeLee demands Leader Thune reconvenes the Senate IMMEDIATELY to pass the Save America Act and fund DHS.
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As if you guys hadn’t already gotten nothing done. You’re gonna double down on that? Nice job, Mr. Useless. How about you pass a budget, start paying down the debt, and stop ICE from shooting American citizens. Stop wasting time on what’s already illegal and doesn’t even happen.
I don’t care that the Senate’s on vacation. I don’t care about their CODELs. I don’t care about their events. They didn’t do their job. They purposely left @ICEgov child sex trafficking investigation units UNFUNDED. This package needs to be amended and sent back to the Senate.
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It is, and that’s granted by our rule of law and the Constitution. It’s not granted by Bondi or Trump.
Bondi: "Being a citizen in our country is a privilege, not a right. And Donald Trump is going to have everyone in this country who deserves to be here who is a citizen."
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As if you guys hadn’t already gotten nothing done. You’re gonna double down on that? Nice job, Mr. Useless. How about you pass a budget, start paying down the debt, and stop ICE from shooting American citizens. Stop wasting time on what’s already illegal and doesn’t even happen.
It is time for the Senate Filibuster to END.
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As if you guys hadn’t already gotten nothing done. You’re gonna double down on that? Nice job, Mr. Useless. How about you pass a budget, start paying down the debt, and stop ICE from shooting American citizens. Stop wasting time on what’s already illegal and doesn’t even happen.
We’re here because Democrats refused to put the American people first.
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As if you guys hadn’t already gotten nothing done. You’re gonna double down on that? Nice job, Mr. Useless. How about you pass a budget, start paying down the debt, and stop ICE from shooting American citizens. Stop wasting time on what’s already illegal and doesn’t even happen.
Many House members including myself are going to continue doing our own filibuster. No more Senate bills are passing on the House floor until the SAVE America Act is PASSED. Full stop.
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