Comedian/writer. I once asked an agent what writing pays the best. He said ransom notes.
Los Angeles, CA
Joined December 2009
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I cannot wait to get vaccinated, go out two nights in a row, be exhausted, and then not go out again for another year.
LFG!
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I'm so used to getting stabbed in the back by politicians that I don't even take the knife out anymore.
The State AGs were on pace to kill the Paramount/Warner Bros by litigation and delay until Gavin Newsom stepped in and turned the tide. Now the Trump loyalist Ellisons will control CNN and HBO. Don't ever, ever forget that Newsom stabbed us all in the back
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Younger people might not know this, but before social media, we didn't have to listen to crazy people. At all.
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I will say "bless you" for up to three sneezes in a ten-minute period. Any sneezes beyond that will go unblessed and you can go to hell
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Canonically, Wolverine should be uncircumcised given his regenerative abilities
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This is like being a meth head and asking someone who's never done meth how they're going to get through their day without meth
This chick blocked me, went under the account she stole, and blocked me from there too. She sounds great
Hey @CoacBecca how do you feel about someone stealing an account and using it to promote you? Pretty disgusting, I'd say. How about have your guys release it back to @DOBrienATL?
Hey @CoacBecca how do you feel about someone stealing an account and using it to promote you? Pretty disgusting, I'd say. How about have your guys release it back to @DOBrienATL?
Living in LA has its perks. I get to see this on the big screen. I'm so excited.
‘AANG: THE LAST AIRBENDER’ will receive a limited theatrical release.
It will screen in select movie theaters in Los Angeles and New York.
(Via: variety.com/2026/tv/news/ava…)
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In an era where real human-made art and animation is at serious risk I beg folks to please support this gorgeously crafted film. Those folks have been through hell to finally get it made and out there and they deserve success.
