Macclesfield, Cheshire
Joined June 2009
Mark Shute retweeted
Pretty sure I’ve seen this kit before on Planet Earth
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Pretty sure I’ve seen this kit before on Planet Earth
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Beers and balti tonight @danielsmith0804 @markshu +Ray
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Fresh is basically a school disco with alcohol
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Replying to @UberFacts
“@UberFacts: People with a higher number of moles tend to live longer than those with fewer moles.” @JadeSnowdon yms
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"@UberFacts: People who sweat easily are in better shape than those who don’t!" About time someone realised this...
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"@RoyCropperNOT: Yeah course, i'd love to play 'candy crush' with you on Facebook #noifuckingwouldn't #fuckoff" @JadeSnowdon
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Mark Shute retweeted
Snoop Dogg (Snoop Lion) states that he gave up "pimping" in 2004, so he could spend more time with his family.
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"@UberFacts: Polar bears can eat as many as 86 penguins in one sitting." What is wrong with you @UberFacts?! You've gone down in my books...
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"@UberFacts: The year 2012 will have 3 Friday the 13ths - And they will all be exactly 13 weeks apart." Ooooo scary
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Mark Shute retweeted
Tonight I'm in Sheffield performing. Always #DENCH when I play there, Sheffield know how to party. #DENCH
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Wouldn't have thought having nothing to do would be this boring
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Gonna have to wake up early and revise tomorrow... OHH WAIT #finishedexams
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"@UberFacts: Indiana State Prison actually allows inmates to adopt cats into their cells." @jadesnowdon
reppin the hull lifestyle in Macau Chinese #albinophoneboxes
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can't be arsed with these exams anymore #stressedtothemax
In 2 and a half hours time I will be free... #lastexamhype