‘Happy Warrior’, THRILLED to be thriving on X in The Golden Age.
Mar-La-Lago, Frisco, TX
Joined June 2010
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I landed, last night, ✈️ returning on the last flight, from a 27-month excursion in Twitmo.
@marlahohner
Marla Hohner retweeted
Megyn Kelly’s CRUEL streak✔️😣
I’m not easily shocked by Megyn Kelly but
on her show yesterday, she stunningly MOCKED Christina Applegate over her MS misdiagnosis.
Kelly accused the former actress of being a celebrity who enjoyed her status of being “the face of MS”.
Megyn Kelly sarcastically said of Christina Applegate: “She’s crying now because I guess she no longer gets to be the face of this disease, & as she says, she’s back to ‘square one.’ She’s made like a cottage industry of talking about her MS.”
Video is in article: realitytea.com/2026/10/21/me…
Megyn Kelly’s CRUEL streak✔️😣
I’m not easily shocked by Megyn Kelly but
on her show yesterday, she stunningly MOCKED Christina Applegate over her MS misdiagnosis.
Kelly accused the former actress of being a celebrity who enjoyed her status of being “the face of MS”.
Megyn Kelly sarcastically said of Christina Applegate: “She’s crying now because I guess she no longer gets to be the face of this disease, & as she says, she’s back to ‘square one.’ She’s made like a cottage industry of talking about her MS.”
Video is in article: realitytea.com/2026/10/21/me…
Marla Hohner retweeted
Live by the sword, die by the sword.
Those who pick fights with me should understand that I will find out who is really pulling the strings and come for them, not just their puppets …
Capitol agenda: Dem gavels are coming for Elon Musk politi.co/4dPcGpd
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🎵 “What a difference a DAY makes!” 🎶
The stark contrast between photos taken on Wednesday by friendly, invited paparazzi, & random people the NEXT DAY, taking unfiltered candids in sunlight with their cellphones.
Marla Hohner retweeted
🗣️ Funny COMMUNITY NOTE✔️
“The last time Kristi Noem use a gun with a dog beside her, the dog die”
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@ChipotleTweets What am I looking at?🪱
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🗣️Says the daughter-denying Deadbeat Dad, perpetual victim, Hunter Biden.
DNA testing confirms that Navy Joan is his child, but Biden has rejected her because HIS humanity is in question✔️
Marla Hohner retweeted
Are you people still obsessed with POLLS?
Our @pollsterpolls model gives @HillaryClinton a 98.1% chance of winning the presidency elections.huffingtonpost.com…
🗣️Says the daughter-denying Deadbeat Dad, perpetual victim, Hunter Biden.
DNA testing confirms that Navy Joan is his child, but Biden has rejected her because HIS humanity is in question✔️
Are you people still obsessed with POLLS?
Our @pollsterpolls model gives @HillaryClinton a 98.1% chance of winning the presidency elections.huffingtonpost.com…
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Venezuelan billionaire Julio Herrera Velutini secured a pardon from President Trump soon after his family hired Trump’s former attorney, Alina Habba for $10 million a year for four years, +bonuses. (Total $50M)The New York Times reported on Tuesday night. mediaite.com/crime/billionai…
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I actually like Emily Compagno & enjoyed her on Outnumbered. But, I can’t take her on The Five. The format is different & her sped up delivery is too hyper & nerve racking for me.
Combined with Jessica Tarlov, the whole thing is too much.
Please no lectures on moving to Newsmax.
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My guess is that the FBI tracks Ilhan Omar so closely, they know if her feet leave the ground when she’s on the toilet. 🫤
Venezuelan billionaire Julio Herrera Velutini secured a pardon from President Trump soon after his family hired Trump’s former attorney, Alina Habba for $10 million a year for four years, +bonuses. (Total $50M)The New York Times reported on Tuesday night. mediaite.com/crime/billionai…
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Nothing says “Opening Day of South Dakota Pheasant Season” like hair, nail, dental, lip & eyelash extensions, full makeup — & “twinning” with a hunting dog who’d better perform well, or she might shoot him. 😣
Kristi Noem loves to play dress up, doesn’t she?
Happy Opener, South Dakota! Foster and I wish you good luck in the field!
Pheasant hunting is part of who we are, and it’s a tradition worth passing on to our kids and grandkids.
As Governor, I partnered with landowners to start the Second Century Initiative, helping turn marginal land into wildlife habitat so the next generation can enjoy the same hunting traditions we grew up with.
Marla Hohner retweeted
Rumors are that by custom order, the Tesla Cybercab is available, armed with all of the gadgets & weapons capabilities that James Bond 007’s Aston Martin had, only the Cybercab is self driving & electric. 😑
Where allowed by law, your choice of custom options include machine guns, smoke dispensers, SpaceX tracking devices, space lasers, wheel cover mounted drills, bulletproof glass, a hidden martini bar & even ejector seats.
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🗣️Here it is, Ohio:
Your “OCTOBER SURPRISE”! 😳
Her OWN MOTHER, y’all!!!
This is seriously the WILDEST political ad I’ve ever seen in any state. This one is for the Ohio Governor’s race.😳
Vivek Ramaswamy’s (D) opponent is Amy Acton. @amyactonoh — The ad features Acton’s OWN MOTHER!
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🛍️REVEALED:
“The words he said that won her heart”~
“Baby, I have a 23 carat diamond ring, & a $40K Hermes Ostrich Birken bag that will be yours, if you’ll make me the happiest billionaire in Turkey & be my Catholic wife”
Trump lawyer Alina Habba, 42, set to marry Turkish billionaire, 29, who has secretly lavished her with Birkin bags and GIANT diamond that 'has its own zip code'... as friends reveal words he said that won her over after only months of dating 🔗 trib.al/QoR4iws
