Weekend was ruined yesterday, Yeovil won. #Ytfc

I'm a fucking dickhead

My net worth is now £123 billion #ytfc

I don't think he needs a parody account any more #ytfc

I don't know what I'm fucking doing. #ytfc

Dropping the high earners and banning fans Heliers don't quit nor do we give a shit. My club and not yours you stupid farmers. Coops is coming round for a reach around later #ytfc

Ytfc was a club for the community, and now it is Hellier FC. I don't care about the women's team I don't care about youth football All you farmers are thick as mince All I want is your money and a gondola ride through Venice with Cooper 😍 #YTFC

Should I dress like a peaky blinder again? #YTFC

I just look in the mirror #ytfc

Football club for sale £10 million for 75% No ground No players Crap manager on a long-term deal Must keep Jacky boy on as head of commercial. He has cut revenue by 50%, hero. Bunch of farmers for fans Tacky chairman's office Wet blanket Stuart Robins owns 20% #YTFC #YTFC