@marxiners

she/her. some guys bi wife. weird combo of baseball memes and leftist takes. deeply unserious and fully committed to the bit. opinions aren’t my own #tridentsup

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Joined July 2018
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how it feels watching eugenio suárez hit a home run against israel in the wbc
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and his next miss is far right as expected
Ly ⚢✮@lyagonalcutters11h
harrison butker cant hit a 58 yard fg maybe spend more time in the weight room instead of being a misogynist
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c ✨ retweeted
kenz@allthekenz11h
harrison butker missing field goals in liberal seattle, washington
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emanuel wilson
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if harrison butker has no haters im dead btw
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butker can’t kick maybe it is he who belongs in the kitchen after all
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okay i don’t love that game ending on a check swing call
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between this tonight and the overturned double play shenanigans in the 9th last night i will say i do not like the late game ump show
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man, this brewers team is so fun to watch and as a mariners fan i cannot relate to anything that i’m seeing
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more baseball players need to do this type of photoshoot tbh
John, emo baseball leftist@johnald90Oct 25
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BETTER CALL SAL
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after the world series i’m watching a scary movie (ideally new-ish) please drop recommendations here
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had enough wine to start indiscriminately liking people i went to high school with’s instagram stories and commenting …help
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hicks even though he runs at unc speed
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anytime i see anything involving pat mcafee it’s against my will and any time that i see people entertained by him i want them to know that they are only one notch above cavemen in evolutionary biology terms
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szechuan food and a giant glass of crispy sauvy b with the world series on i am HAPPY
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chongqing chicken and szechuan wontons with chili oil - i will be going in for seconds of both (and more wine cause duh)
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payton_tolle_delighting_in_the_pleasures_of_a_walking_taco.jpg
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my papas orchard boys
MLB
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Payton Tolle and Vinnie Pasquantino checking in from the #WorldSeries 👋
Payton Tolle and Vinnie Pasquantino smile for a photo in the crowd at Game 1 of the World Series.

ALT Payton Tolle and Vinnie Pasquantino smile for a photo in the crowd at Game 1 of the World Series.

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when someone tells me to go to hell but here i am buying makeup off of qvc.com
c ✨@marxinersOct 24
my favorite makeup primer was discontinued so now i find myself in hell (considering a bulk order on qvc)
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oh my GOD they don’t even have the full size just the travel size
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not my post but yeah
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