@matcharexia

making an aesthetic out of not doing well

 she/her, 22, tw ed
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Joined July 2020
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“i wouldn’t trade one stupid decision for another five years of life” -lcd soundsystem
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there’s actually a really good chance i have adhd but i don’t really have time for that rn
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i used to listen to ts at like 7am in high school. didn’t even give the day a chance bruh
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Beyond obsessed with this whole interaction…insane behavior and face card tea
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Don’t come on my page disagreeing with me this a dick riding page only
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I’ve been having crazy heart palpitations, probably due to the stimulant abuse and drinking 400mg of caffeine a day and smoking 10 cigarettes a day so i’ve decided to either cut down on touching myself or cut down on caffeine
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thinking about the time i somehow ended up at an afters in a $4k a night hotel suite and had to walk out of that bitch at 6am and the front desk guy was lowkey trying not to laugh (he had also just watched me take a ton of mirror pics cause i was off my face)
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idk why i’m acting like this was a while ago it was literally last month
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ran into an INFAMOUS influencer the same night at the club just kind of sinister vibes all around
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watching my tiktok drafts and desperately trying to figure out what i actually look like 😍😍
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found a lighter at one of my fav bars that came from a pizzaslime after party 😭 same brand that did this LMFAOOO so curious what influencer or whatever left it there bc every influencer ever goes to that fuck ass bar
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just took a couple of the edibles a customer left at my job the other day #lifeisbeautiful
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also my best friend has the fattest (natural) ass i’ve seen on a white girl in my LIFE and for some reason when we’re out if i’m sitting guys will assume that bc she has one i must too?? 😭 like dawg i wish but like now i am NOT standing up.
saf ✚@matcharexia13h
if i wear form fitting clothing i kind of look like i would have a fat ass from the front but then i turn to the side or back and its pure disappointment
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at afters a few weeks ago she stood up and this guy that was lowkey trying to get w me acted like he just saw god and then started egging me to stand up like brother i PROMISE you THERES NOTHING TO SEE.
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if i wear form fitting clothing i kind of look like i would have a fat ass from the front but then i turn to the side or back and its pure disappointment
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my winter arc has officially begun 😈
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my friend just got a new fake gay job as a “twitch videographer” for his friend/neighbor and she’s paying him $30 an hour 😒
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forgot i went priv LMFAO we’re #back
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oomf famous
salem ִ ࣪𖤐.ᐟ@salemscrucibleOct 24
so just realized this sorta implies i’m putting a carrot up my ass. that’s not the plan. guys, that is Not the plan
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we need to talk about the trend of every workout being heated nowadays… like hey so i actually don’t want to spend an egregious amount of money to fight the urge to vomit bc the room is like 95 fucking degrees 😭
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my friend took a hot yoga class and literally had to leave to throw up before the class even fucking started LMFAOOO
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