Just Mathy

Some people can fart on a snare drum and still get 100 likes

Why the fuck are we bowing down to England and making English the official language? I speak ‘Merican and nothing else.

Don’t write 2024 on your checks Don’t write checks, it’s 2025 already #2025DosAndDonts

Spinal Tap, first, puppet show, last

Man on the Fake Moon Landing #MusicForConspiracies

#IfFilmsWereRealLife I’d be scared of marshmallows

#IReadilyAdmitThat…nothing. I never admit anything.

#ItsOneOfThoseDaysWhere I actually play a hashtag game. Very rare nowadays.

#MyWeighingScaleSaid nothing. It will continue to say nothing if it knows what is good for it.

The exact second that you’re allowed to live off the government the rest of your life #HowToKnowWhenToRetire

Four-some Christmases #MakeAHolidayMovieOrShowRomantic

Wake me up at your own risk #WarningLabelsForMyFamilyGatherings

Thank god for the internet #SaidDuringSexAndBlackFriday

Tag about Dude, Where’s my Car? #ThingsJaymeWillOrWillNotDoOnHerBirthday Happy birthday @JaymeMcKenna