Takes on many things with lots of sarcasm in between. Don't like them? Move on. I don't care what you think.
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I, very begrudgingly, will be doing my part and going to vote with nose plugged today.
KLB cannot be our Governor.
Told my wife to buy a cheap red blend yesterday so I could make glühwein today (November 1 = Christmas season).
Didn't pay attention to what she bought until I went to make it this AM.
Ugh...Sex with a condom in bottle form.
I'm an anecdotal 'N' of one, but I EVed in '22, but am ED voting this year.
I wonder how many (probably not many) are doing the same.
Your early voting update in Georgia: Republicans are starting to catch up, but Democrats are maintaining their momentum. #gapol
Odd Saturday AM thought for the bots:
The second 'chapter' of 'The Sound and the Fury' is some of the most beautifully written prose I've ever read.
Why in the Hell didn't Faulkner do that the rest of the book?
The replies to this aren't grounded in reality.
The US new peace plan to end the war in Ukraine has been revealed:
-A demilitarised zone will be created along the current frontline or when the fighting for the Donbas has concluded.
-Trilateral negotiations will start between Ukraine, Russia and the US to end the war.
-Ukraine will drop NATO bid and in return will be given investments and EU integration.
-Many sanctions will be lifted on Russia and US investment will take place, as well as the west and Europe normalising relations with Russia.
-Potential restart of Nord Steam gas pipeline into Europe supplying energy.
God, I can't wait until election season is over.
I'm so sick of the ads, the mailers, the robocalls, and the spam texts.
And 'unsubscribing' and reporting spam does nothing but make them worse.
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My Medical School experience in a nutshell.
Many, many, many, many of these.
Semi-regular reminder that Hospital Administrators are subhuman filth and should be treated as such.
One of the most excellent parts of adulthood is realizing you're never going to have the life you always dreamed you'd have and that you're just going to have to settle.
Masterfully soul crushing.
Sigh. Can't win a ballgame if the opposing team's starter goes 8 IP of 1 H and 10 K while you give up a jackass solo shot.
Every. Fucking. Year.
Every. Fucking. Year.
Lol.
I've got to hand it to the Euros. Their delusional self-confidence is supreme.
If they truly think that, it's also an excellent argument to realign US forces abroad. Let them test their autonomy.
Matt retweeted
Everyone wants to blame Iran for high fuel costs.
GasBuddy estimates that 60–65% of the recent spike came from UKRAINE’S Russian-refinery campaign.
Both are a factor. But UKRAINE purposefully targeting refineries of one of the world’s largest diesel exporters gets swept under the rug.
Did you even know UKRAINE targeted Russian refineries?
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