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Matt Pitarresi

@mattypit

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 West Palm Beach, FL
Joined May 2011
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Is @StefanMychajliw the best the GOP can provide? Moving from one crook to the next? vanessaglushefski.org/blog/2… #NY27 #ChrisCollins
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NBC News
@NBCNews22 Jan 2018
LIVE: Sen. Schumer to speak on Senate floor ahead of key government shutdown vote. pscp.tv/w/1PlJQQDyzryJE
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Not since they acquitted those two Youts in My Cousin Vinny have I been more prouder of Alabama
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I love Juju and loathe the way Burfict plays but that was awful. You celebrate hitting a guy like that? Did he see what happened earlier in the game?
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Our writer @marc_pitarresi reflects on the changing character of H Street in this month's @TheDowntownr. #HStreetDC downtownerdc.com/h-street-cr…
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US Open Tennis
@usopen1 Sep 2014
Thanks for joining the #usopen and @SaraErrani for #AskErrani! Be sure to watch her in tomorrow night's QF match vs. @CaroWozniacki.
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Jim McCoy@jmacC615 Sep 2013
Stunned. In a good way. Bless you boys. #Bills
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Dzhokhar Tsarnaev has been captured alive *golf clap* I tell you, the real winner today is the Boston Police Department.
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Aziz Ansari
@azizansari4 Feb 2013
ALL COMMERCIALS SHOULD HAVE TRACY MORGAN SAYING SHIT ON THEM
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nick kroll
@nickkroll21 Jan 2013
"Noooo, my headaches hurt worse than everyone else's headaches!" -me as a 6 yr old and all Boston fans.
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Deadspin@Deadspin12 Jan 2013
Dickie V. would like to know whether "the young man in the wheelchair" that stormed the court after Duke's loss is OK: deadsp.in/9O5eF74
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Patton Oswalt
@pattonoswalt14 Dec 2012
Dear media: Any way you could, JUST ONCE, not publicize the shooter's face & name, so as not to inspire more of these insects?
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Bradley@BunkBedBrad16 Nov 2012
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@Applebees @Hooters @Outback @eblarden @Chevalph @YourOldBuddyGar @alphabitz @matt_pitarresi @weekendjack Happy Fucking Friday in America.
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Brian Levi@Brian_Lev13 Nov 2012
After running into Mr. & Mrs. Pitarresi at Wal mart, it's hard to believe @marc_pitarresi was bred from such nice people!
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Mitt Romney
@MittRomney20 Oct 2012
Today is the last day to enter for a chance to win a guitar signed by @KidRock and @PaulRyanVP. Enter here: mi.tt/PIS97S
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Jairus Byrd is the AFC defensive player of the week wp.me/p14QSB-5Zuv
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Ry Fieri@rononucleosis28 May 2012
Whenever I dance at a wedding and I don't have a heart attack like Brian Dennehy in Tommy Boy I go boss on dessert to reward myself
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Mario Williams@bbwolf9427 May 2012
Rehab instagr.am/p/LJEbHcpyxj/
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Aziz Ansari
@azizansari7 Apr 2012
If I ever run into the kid that plays that prick Joffrey on Game of Thrones, I'm sorry - I'm beating the shit out of him.
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Joe Buscaglia
@JoeBuscaglia15 Mar 2012
The signing of #Bills DE Mario Williams (seems like we can finally write that) is one of the biggest off-season days in franchise history.
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