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Max Conradt

@max_conradt

Hierarchical discrete state transition engineer / enthusiast. Making money move at the speed of light.

 SF, CA
Joined August 2014
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AI lab bros: If America regulates AI we're going to lose to China. Do you want your grandkids to speak Chinese as their first language and study Xi Jinping thought? Jensen Huang: I have a Chinese spy mistress. I sell her GPUs. I wish I could bring her with me to the White House.
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This would look great on a T-shirt
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Root password on Alpine Linux
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Male inner monologue when you turn 26
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These are the same tweet.
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The only person to leave Anthropic for OpenAI within living memory.
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@_catwuNov 5
Some news: I鈥檓 joining OpenAI to lead product management for Core Products! I have a lot of respect for OpenAI for showing the world that scaling works, for bringing AI to over a billion people, and for believing great products are core to the mission. I鈥檓 excited to work with @thsottiaux, an incredible PM team, and everyone across OpenAI. Together, we鈥檒l build agents that have your back and your team鈥檚, and keep you in control, so you get more time for the people and work you love. Lots to learn, and lots to build. Please keep your feedback coming!
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getting a lot of "gesturing towards the kitchen" vibes from OAI right now
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@nearcyan16 Jul 2025
at dinner with an openai friend. he keeps vaguely gesturing towards the kitchen and grinning like our food is gonna come out. but we havent ordered yet
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Software engineering in 2026
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Daylight savings tactical nuke at 2am on the night of Halloween is crazy
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AI lab bros: "What if someone stole the American atomic bomb plans during World War II?"
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Excuse me
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Bullish on restaurants, hotels, and airlines next quarter because people will manufacture reasons to use personal agents. You don't use an agent to book a trip because you wanted to take a trip. You book a trip because you can use your personal agent to do it.
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You don't ask your agent to make plans with someone because you want to see them. You do it so they know you have a personal agent. They do it so you know they have one. Kind of like fencing, tennis, etc.
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How I feel when I open "Developer Tools" on a vibe coded app.
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Vibe coders be like "bad opinions, strongly held"
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In San Francisco, surrounded by pagans, pseudoscientists, charlatans, and apocalyptic sex-cultists. Occasionally, all of the above.
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Coding is solved.
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I've solved the data center's public opinion problem. The fix: delete the center.
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General rumors in high ABG circles in SF that: - OpenAI employees are more securely attached, emotionally available, and generous than Anthropic employees - but Anthropic employees are much better in bed, and it's not even close
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