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The Red Sox really said to themselves, “I know it’s been five years and everyone already hates us for it and thinks we’re complete idiots, but how do we make the Mookie Betts trade look even worse? I got it. Let’s trade Rafael Devers a year and a half into his 10-year deal.”
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the chiefs win the super bowl. kelce passes the trophy to taylor before promptly getting down on one knee and proposing. 2 months pass and she announces her pregnancy. marriages and birth rates skyrocket. the CCP collapses. amazon moves HQ to kansas city. the S&P500 hits 9000
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TIM ANDERSON VS JOSE RAMIREZ FIGHT NIGHT @StoolBaseball @barstoolchicago
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Vintage Biden. Tweets out bracket after tournament started. Auto DQ. See ya next year buddy.
Good luck to every team in this year's NCAA tournament.
I’ve got Arizona in the men’s tournament and Villanova in the women’s – and as you know, in this household, Villanova always wins.
ALT President Biden's Men's NCAA Championship Bracket 2023 NCAA Men's Basketball Championship Winner: Arizona
ALT President Biden's Women's NCAA Championship Bracket 2023 NCAA WOmen's Basketball Championship Winner: Villanova
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Breaking: Star third baseman Rafael Devers and the Boston Red Sox are finalizing an 11-year, $331 million contract, sources told @JeffPassan.
The deal is not done. The physical process hasn't started, but in the end, Devers is expected to remain in Boston.
