@maxthomm

The original 3 Beer oomfie. Retired D3 Track chump. Shortest member of Beer Twitter. Probably tweeting about my cat.

 Houston, TX
Joined April 2015
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This would have actually been good if Bill was on Sax.
The White House
@WhiteHouse6h
Dems are washed up. 🎷
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Just saw a chick down two beer steins in 25 minutes and drive home, I should have asked for her number.
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Pat McAfee is so brave going on air so soon after his assassination attempt 😂
NFL on ESPN
@ESPNNFL6h
Crowd: "Dallas Sucks." Marcus Spears: "Y'all do too." Former Cowboy Marcus Spears not feeling the chants from the Philadelphia crowd on Monday Night Countdown 😅
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I've seen more movement on a Nori Aoki throw from the outfield.
D.@BharatDweller13h
Baseball players think a full toss is a big deal lol 😭 They haven't seen the bounce, swing, seam movement, and spin of a cricket ball.
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Virat Kohli would shit himself trying to hit an Aroldis Chapman fastball.
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UD@utahdolphin8h
Pat McAfee thinking he’s important enough to get assassinated is much funnier than anytime he’s taken his shirt off
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@__LV19__Oct 26
I hate Harrison Butker. Go preach at some anti abortion rally or something you fucking loser. 7 million dollars and you suck shit at the one thing you’re employed to do.
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@hoodimahomesOct 26
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MahomesToKelce
@kcmojimmyOct 26
Idc if I get fired, I am a proud supporter of ICE. My name is Harrison Butker and I work for the Kansas City Chiefs.
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Josh Dubow
@JoshDubowAPOct 26
Harrison Butker's 15 missed kicks (10 FGs, 5 PATs) since start of last season are the most in NFL.
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With every missed kick, Harrison Butker is one day closer to running for the Missouri State Senate.
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.@ChiefsPIsWin_Oct 26
l’jarius sneed
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if butker can’t get a 58 yarder there what is he even good for
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Are y'all smoking crack?
Dump The Puck
@DumpThePucksOct 25
Would Evan Bouchard be the #1 defenseman on this NHL team? 👀
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40mph meatballs that were all pop-ups lmao
Vinayak
@midwicket_18Oct 25
Cricketers making baseball look like the easiest sport ever 😭⚾
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$portsForecast
@ChefparlayOct 24
I just want to hit $767k off a $5 parlay and call it a year.
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ABC News
@ABCOct 23
Blistering record heat in Europe this summer killed more than 50,000 people, with nearly two-thirds of that death toll blamed on human-caused climate change, a new study found. abcnews.link/EUhX7dR

Climate change blamed for two-thirds of heat deaths in Europe

More than 50,000 people in Europe died this summer from heat, a record high amount, a new study finds

abcnews.com
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Beat commercial ever.
Trainwreck Sports
@TrainwreckSprtsOct 24
On this day in 2004, one of the darkest days in franchise history as the @BurgerKing King takes the tipped Bledsoe screen to the house.
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Everyone throw rocks at this person.
🦕@mootcowOct 24
Dodgers going back to back and winning 3 in 6 will be talked about in 100 years. Random fluke milwaukee ring will fade into irrelevancy just like the 2015 Royals.
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You should get life in prison for disrespecting the 2015 Royals
🦕@mootcowOct 24
Dodgers going back to back and winning 3 in 6 will be talked about in 100 years. Random fluke milwaukee ring will fade into irrelevancy just like the 2015 Royals.
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