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I just gave a homeless person R10.
The lady behind me shouts HE'S JUST GOING TO USE THAT FOR DRUGS!
So I decided to confront him..
Cos I wanna know where to get drugs for R10.
I’ve been feeling different lately. Can’t quite put a name to it. I feel well enough, but something inside me has changed, and I keep wondering what it is.
Today I’m sitting in a beautiful park, watching the afternoon go by. For once, I have no particular wish to be anywhere else.
After a while, it comes to me.
I’m happy.
It feels strange to take so long to recognise something I’ve spent so many years hoping for. But there it is. A quiet contentment. The simple pleasure of sitting beneath the trees and feeling at ease with my own life.
I think I’ll stay a little longer.
Ladies and Gentlepeople.
May I present..
The president of the UNITED STATES!
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Fuck me sideways with a spoon.
















