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Chuck

@maxwell_DMV

I am not a Republican or Democrat, I am an American.

 Maryland, USA
Joined December 2018
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Satan Once Again Favored To Emerge As Senate Majority Leader babylonbee.com/news/satan-on… via @TheBabylonBee
Satan Once Again Favored To Emerge As Senate Majority Leader

Satan Once Again Favored To Emerge As Senate Majority Leader

WASHINGTON, D.C. — After a "blue wave" midterm election ushered in a 55-seat Democratic majority in the Senate, Satan once again emerged as the clear favorite to become the Senate Majority Leader.

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National Productivity Skyrockets After Microsoft Teams Goes Down babylonbee.com/news/national… via @TheBabylonBee
National Productivity Skyrockets After Microsoft Teams Goes Down

National Productivity Skyrockets After Microsoft Teams Goes Down

U.S. — National productivity skyrocketed on Thursday after Microsoft Teams went down, affording millions of Americans the rare opportunity to actually do their jobs.

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11 Things You Should Go Enjoy One Last Time Before The Dems Institute A Communist State babylonbee.com/news/11-thing… via @TheBabylonBee
11 Things You Should Go Enjoy One Last Time Before The Dems Institute A Communist State

11 Things You Should Go Enjoy One Last Time Before The Dems Institute A Communist State

The end is officially near, as Democrats' midterm wins have swept them back into power, giving America — and indeed freedom itself — mere days left to live. Fortunately, you still have time to enjoy...

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Replying to @maxwell_DMV @SenTomCotton @SenateGOP
Not sure who’s a worse enemy, the media or GOP Senate. They both hate Trump more than they love the country.
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Thomas Massie Makes Final Push For Job As MS NOW Anchor babylonbee.com/news/thomas-m… via @TheBabylonBee
Thomas Massie Makes Final Push For Job As MS NOW Anchor

Thomas Massie Makes Final Push For Job As MS NOW Anchor

WASHINGTON, D.C. — Outgoing Congressman Thomas Massie took to the media yesterday to make one final push for a job as an MS NOW anchor.

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Democrats Say They Now Have A Clear Mandate From Voters To Do All The Crazy Stuff They Never Mentioned In Their Campaigns babylonbee.com/news/democrat… via @TheBabylonBee
Democrats Say They Now Have A Clear Mandate From Voters To Do All The Crazy Stuff They Never...

Democrats Say They Now Have A Clear Mandate From Voters To Do All The Crazy Stuff They Never...

WASHINGTON, D.C. — Democrats announced on Monday that they now have a clear mandate from voters to do all the crazy stuff they never mentioned in their campaigns.

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Heartbroken Eric Swalwell Learns Chinese Intelligence Has Been Seeing Other People babylonbee.com/news/heartbro… via @TheBabylonBee
Heartbroken Eric Swalwell Learns Chinese Intelligence Has Been Seeing Other People

Heartbroken Eric Swalwell Learns Chinese Intelligence Has Been Seeing Other People

LIVERMORE, CA — Following the news that Chinese agents had been engaging in widespread "honeypot" operations across the United States for years, former Congressman Eric Swalwell was reportedly...

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Promises Kept: Democrats Deliver On Affordability By Making Stocks Way Cheaper babylonbee.com/news/promises… via @TheBabylonBee
Promises Kept: Democrats Deliver On Affordability By Making Stocks Way Cheaper

Promises Kept: Democrats Deliver On Affordability By Making Stocks Way Cheaper

U.S. — Democrats proudly announced that they had already delivered on their campaign promise to improve affordability, having made stock prices far, far cheaper in just a few days.

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Do You Live In Texas? Here Are 12 Things You Should Do To Prepare For Democrats Taking Over babylonbee.com/news/do-you-l… via @TheBabylonBee
Do You Live In Texas? Here Are 12 Things You Should Do To Prepare For Democrats Taking Over

Do You Live In Texas? Here Are 12 Things You Should Do To Prepare For Democrats Taking Over

Listen up, Texans: most of you have never experienced living under Democratic rule, and there are some new realities you need to be ready for.

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Millions Of Texans Seen Crossing Rio Grande Into Mexico babylonbee.com/news/millions… via @TheBabylonBee
Millions Of Texans Seen Crossing Rio Grande Into Mexico

Millions Of Texans Seen Crossing Rio Grande Into Mexico

EL PASO, TX — After the political winds ushered in sweeping changes to the Lone Star State last night, with radical Democrats taking power in what had been a staunchly conservative stronghold,...

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Bored Of Having A Good State, Texas Considers Voting Democrat babylonbee.com/news/bored-of… via @TheBabylonBee
Bored Of Having A Good State, Texas Considers Voting Democrat

Bored Of Having A Good State, Texas Considers Voting Democrat

AUSTIN, TX — Bored of having a good state that people love, Texans have reportedly flocked to the polls in record numbers to try voting Democrat for a change.

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Gavin Newsom Says Democrats Would Never Intentionally Subvert Election Process And Also He's Legally Changed His Name To Donald J. Trump babylonbee.com/news/gavin-ne… via @TheBabylonBee
Gavin Newsom Says Democrats Would Never Intentionally Subvert Election Process And Also He's...

Gavin Newsom Says Democrats Would Never Intentionally Subvert Election Process And Also He's...

SACRAMENTO, CA — California Governor Gavin Newsom came out in support of Alaska senate candidate Mary Peltola, saying Democrats would never intentionally subvert the election process and also he had...

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Ilhan Omar Calls Obama To See If He Still Has The Number For That Birth Certificate Guy babylonbee.com/news/ilhan-om… via @TheBabylonBee
Ilhan Omar Calls Obama To See If He Still Has The Number For That Birth Certificate Guy

Ilhan Omar Calls Obama To See If He Still Has The Number For That Birth Certificate Guy

WASHINGTON, D.C. — Congresswoman Ilhan Omar reportedly held a lengthy phone call with former President Barack Obama on Tuesday, during which she inquired whether or not he still had the number for...

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After Late-Night Ballot Drop, Joe Biden Wins Brazilian Presidency With 81 Million Votes babylonbee.com/news/after-la… via @TheBabylonBee
After Late-Night Ballot Drop, Joe Biden Wins Brazilian Presidency With 81 Million Votes

After Late-Night Ballot Drop, Joe Biden Wins Brazilian Presidency With 81 Million Votes

BRASILIA — After a late-night ballot dump and several emergency court rulings, Joe Biden was declared the surprise winner of Brazil's presidential election, securing 81 million votes.

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NFL To Paint 'Allahu Akbar' In Endzone For Game In Paris babylonbee.com/news/nfl-to-p… via @TheBabylonBee
NFL To Paint 'Allahu Akbar' In Endzone For Game In Paris

NFL To Paint 'Allahu Akbar' In Endzone For Game In Paris

PARIS — To accommodate modern French sensibilities, the NFL has announced that their first ever game to take place in Paris will include special endzone messaging by having "Allahu Akbar" painted...

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Not Sure If You Married Your Brother? 9 Signs To Look For babylonbee.com/news/not-sure… via @TheBabylonBee
Not Sure If You Married Your Brother? 9 Signs To Look For

Not Sure If You Married Your Brother? 9 Signs To Look For

With Representative Ilhan Omar seemingly unsure about whether she accidentally married her brother, millions of women have been left asking themselves a difficult question: Am I married to my...

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Ilhan Omar Furiously Denies Immigration Fraud Charges, Says She Only Married Brother For Love babylonbee.com/news/ilhan-om… via @TheBabylonBee
Ilhan Omar Furiously Denies Immigration Fraud Charges, Says She Only Married Brother For Love

Ilhan Omar Furiously Denies Immigration Fraud Charges, Says She Only Married Brother For Love

WASHINGTON, D.C. — Congresswoman Ilhan Omar vehemently denied any wrongdoing amid ongoing allegations she committed immigration fraud, saying she only married her brother for love.

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God Pulls Back Even With Gavin Newsom In Race To Destroy California babylonbee.com/news/god-pull… via @TheBabylonBee
God Pulls Back Even With Gavin Newsom In Race To Destroy California

God Pulls Back Even With Gavin Newsom In Race To Destroy California

SAN CLEMENTE, CA — With uncontained wildfires blazing outside Orange County, an updated tally shows that God has pulled back even with Governor Gavin Newsom in the race to destroy California.

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