When I was a student in college I started making this image on my laptop while the professor was lecturing and he slowly walked over to me and closed my laptop.

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, · Oct 27, 2026 · 5:27 PM UTC

𝗞𝗨𝗥𝗢𝗧𝗦𝗨𝗖𝗛𝗜 . retweeted

,@w0a0i0f22h

the schizophrenic man having a one way convo in my dms has recently made some really good headway on his thesis about documentary making through a marxist lens

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The Greatest Burger King Facts 🍉🐷👑 · Oct 27, 2026 · 8:00 PM UTC

𝗞𝗨𝗥𝗢𝗧𝗦𝗨𝗖𝗛𝗜 . retweeted

The Greatest Burger King Facts 🍉🐷👑

@greatestbkfacts19h

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Momina · Oct 27, 2026 · 12:30 PM UTC

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Momina@idcmominaOct 27

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khyote · Oct 27, 2026 · 10:00 PM UTC

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khyote@0pinion83d17h

if I tell you a fun fact & you look it up & I’m wrong I’m beating the shit outta u

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mysillycomics · Oct 27, 2026 · 10:05 PM UTC

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mysillycomics@mysillycomics17h

horrible day. a burger will soothe my sick American soul

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sbm · Oct 27, 2026 · 11:04 PM UTC

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sbm@latinapolpot16h

4 bottled water and 2 white bread

Daily cravings@amazingtopsOct 27

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z* · Oct 27, 2026 · 5:37 PM UTC

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z*@bbywestern22h

if you’re in prison and it’s like 1pm and you get a little sleepy, can you take a nap? Like is that allowed

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Brunella · Oct 27, 2026 · 7:27 PM UTC

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Brunella

@brunellaism20h

first date: we do bar trivia together :) second date: nyt crossword third date: all souls exam fourth date: gaokao fifth date: eight-legged essay portion of the ming dynasty imperial civil service examination

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𝗞𝗨𝗥𝗢𝗧𝗦𝗨𝗖𝗛𝗜 . · Oct 28, 2026 · 6:04 AM UTC

𝗞𝗨𝗥𝗢𝗧𝗦𝗨𝗖𝗛𝗜 .@mayurijuana9h

who cares about being intimidating.ᐣ and you said that that i'm pissing you off like it's a bad thing. it's a great thing to me that you are pissed off. let's stay that way.

𝑻𝒉𝒆 𝑫𝒆𝒎𝒐𝒏@BeastOfZaraki15h

so... two lightbulbs? that's still not intimidating you're still pissing me off

͏𝐊͟𝐘͟𝐎͟𝐑͟𝑨͟𝐊͟𝐔͟ ִֶָ. ..𓂃་༘࿐ · Oct 28, 2026 · 4:30 AM UTC

𝗞𝗨𝗥𝗢𝗧𝗦𝗨𝗖𝗛𝗜 . retweeted

͏𝐊͟𝐘͟𝐎͟𝐑͟𝑨͟𝐊͟𝐔͟ ִֶָ. ..𓂃་༘࿐@FLOWERHAORI11h

Yhwachroach’s POV:

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mikayla · Oct 27, 2026 · 11:11 PM UTC

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mikayla@mikaylaaaa77716h

Shams Charania

@ShamsCharania17h

Just in: Minnesota Timberwolves star Anthony Edwards will undergo an arthroscopic procedure on his ailing right knee and miss up to two months, sources tell ESPN.

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