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State Lines Six years after Shane and Ilya’s relationship ends in disaster, Shane is living the perfect life. He has the perfect husband, the perfect friends and a whole future planned. It would be a shame if his new Russian tutor turned out to be the ex he’s definitely over.
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Listening to my podcast about Canadian foreign policy while I make my dinner so that I can be free to write my horny Hollanov once I've eaten, it's important to always contain multitudes
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Guys I've found my dream internship for my final Masters semester and I am genuinely DESPERATE for it to work out please can everyone cross their fingers and toes and internal organs and anything else necessary.
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In other news I have 11,250 words worth of essays due before Summer break so please pray for me either way
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I have no idea what I was expecting but Nietzsche definitely wasn't it
keke | k’andre miller for norris@regendapragent18h
just looked at devin cooley’s goodreads and everything about him makes sense
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Creating a new tag instead of ‘whole house gay’ we’re doing ‘whole house Québécois’
jj 🦆@mclrnshitposts23h
In my Montreal set fic I am making people Quebecois who aint ever been Quebecois before. Hayden Pike? BAM from Laval. Zane Boodrum? BOOM Trinidadian-Canadian born and raised in Longueuil. You think Wyatt Hayes can't speak French? You're WRONG. He is from Gatineau, baby!
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My new fic core lowkey
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man lying on his stomach kicking his feet and giggling about his crush while scribbling in his notebook except every drawing is a meticulously rendered anatomical study of his crush skinned down to the fascia, muscle tissue, and deep skeletal frame
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Thinking about Juuse Saros' height again 🤏
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Harvey Milk said that ‘if a bullet should enter my brain, let that bullet destroy every closet door.’ The eradication of the closet has been an ambition of queer liberation movements since forever. I’m saddened that there are people framing its endurance as a happy ending.
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Replying to @crashcrowns
dude i wish i was kidding
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- queer character is concealment, secrecy and deception is an example of those heteronormative structures being reinforced and represents queer identity as 'okay, as long as it's in nobody's face' which is antithetical to the source material's entire message.
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Also just to add: the reinforcement of the closet as a method of ensuring someone stays living as Schrödinger's gay or whatever is pretty much the entire basis of 'don't ask, don't tell' btw
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jj 🦆 retweeted
NHL
@NHL8h
THE HABS TAKE THE #HERITAGECLASSIC! 🔵⚪🔴
Final Score: Canadiens defeat Jets 2-1

ALT Final Score: Canadiens defeat Jets 2-1

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The Habs win in regulation two games in a row is this- are we- back?
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Nashville Colorado being 5-1 and it’s not even the second intermission is crazy
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Unfortunately I do find this branding very funny
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When I go to Montreal next year my itinerary is genuinely just going to be a list of places I've referenced in my fic.
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In my Montreal set fic I am making people Quebecois who aint ever been Quebecois before. Hayden Pike? BAM from Laval. Zane Boodrum? BOOM Trinidadian-Canadian born and raised in Longueuil. You think Wyatt Hayes can't speak French? You're WRONG. He is from Gatineau, baby!
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I am genuinely moved by the enthusiasm this tweet has received Rachel Reid's vague character origins is my canvas
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To be clear this is a non hockey au
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jj 🦆 retweeted
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i just find it so icky bc hes an abuse victim himself
𑄝੭@jostennnnn16h
people should absolutely be publicly shamed for hcing ilya as an abuser
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Why is Gflip at my Canadian hockey game
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Their outfit is incredibly fire however
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Being Australian is a fever dream what do you mean the tenth place hottest 100 artist is playing at an NHL game in Winnipeg
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