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he/they | IL 📍
Joined December 2012
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Needing to make my following ratio skinny again, safari been at 500 tabs for months, verizon wont speak to me phone deactivated, I’m never satisfied
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Why does Instagram do haptics for peoples story comments like omg I’m overstimulated
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Soda in plastic/cans is not good for youu
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Men who get sexually aroused by feeding people and making them gain excessive amounts of weight genuinely horrify me it’s borderline demonic
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I want this to happen so bad
Ladies and gentlemen, I think we may have found the new White House Press Secretary! @NICKIMINAJ
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I'm so so so stupid
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MJ retweeted
You need to quit porn
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One of these days youll miss your trade
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This X user still masks the old fashioned way
I hate this stupid fucking thing so fucking much. it absolutely nukes my self-confidence and ability to enjoy (or even just put) myself in social situations. it is hugely detrimental to the one indoor social hobby I have and love (singing in a choir). but the risk reward of “maybe get your immune system permanently damaged or some shit we don’t even know yet” vs “look stupid” is too hard for me to willfully ignore. so fucking obnoxious.
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I’m about to do something extremely manic at thanksgiving if nobody does anything regarding familial matter
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My roomba acting a fool today …
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Oomfuationship back with his ex, rehabf still ghosting me, unc & cuz want me out, take me to sunrise
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You know what still works to this day? Staying home while you are sick and if you can't stay home. Wear a damn mask!!! No one else wants the illness that you have.
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Lisa
imagine a popstar with Taylor Swift's vocals Billie Eilish dance skills Cardi B's songwriting Rihanna's dedication to music Kesha's hits Lizzo's sales Lana del Rey's Grammys
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Good morning
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AI should have peaked here
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I can cook who doesn't love a friend that can cook
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Verizon (my ex-carrier/provider of current obamaphone MVNO) decided to mark my iP12 as lost/stolen, so my cell service has once again been turned off…
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