okay so, i have a lot of costume and party ideas. and I usually forget them. but sometimes I write them here and sometimes I sing about them.

Joined September 2019
Face ID should work when ur hitting a vape
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I discovered if you don’t go out. There’s no vape for u to borrow. :(
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Y’all KNOW I’m gonna be wearing tennis dresses all summer (just saw planet of the apes)
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I want a blackberry phone
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I think 212 by azealia banks should be shot into space
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I’m listening to Franz Ferdinand at Whole Foods
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Gay bar next to the Trader Joe’s
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This plane smells like diapers and alcohol
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party idea: come to these mOnstEr aSS events
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You know you’re a good storyteller when ur therapist takes a LOT of notes
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talk show interview but guests r getting a bikini wax. just a thought.
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meg elsier is not real retweeted
Stream the songs from the last 5 days you need to know by following Best Fit's Discovery playlist, feat cover star Chiedu Oraka (@orakald) + @mafromafromafro @kidaskyblue @sofiaawolfson @megelsier @lobjectifband @overpass_band @bnnyband + more bestf.it/discovery
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R u supposed to like peoples finsta account post ?
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I think a vape hits different at the airport
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going through my old tumblr posts I can tell the exact moment I realized I was bi
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I entered the Danny and the Deep Blue Sea Lottery for $20 tickets on @TodayTix! Tap here to enter: todaytix.com/nyc/shows/32606…
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we didn't win. we tried everyday and didn't win.
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