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i’m your rival

New Orleans, LA
Joined January 2010
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DAVID PUMPKINS OMG
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She’s dead 😱! Wrapped in plastic 😔
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RIP Laura Palmer, I pray for the angels to help you
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I gotta get to kajuns and sing headphones on very soon
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they would understand
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Some previous halloweenies
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remembering the time I ran into my ex and his date when I was dressed up as a boca grandma
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can anyone recommend a good bullshit job that pays well for someone looking to pivot from a highly-specialized and demanding job that pays like dogshit to a bullshit job that pays well
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I do get to do arts and crafts and can clean my glasses whenever I want tho
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omg a hit tweet
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almost just messaged a threat to someone who pissed me off in march. still might.
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what can I say I love retribution and relieving myself of being the victim
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this is what liza minelli says when she tries to turn off a lamp
Moon, you old coin, the night spends you wisely
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I have so much respect for South American stan culture, Brazil in particular
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I must be so interesting to stalk online. Like damn what am I on about now
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I went to the most bywater art installation of all October tonight and had fun!!
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I haven’t listened to CRANK in maybe a week, this literally just gave me chills
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mel 🐝 retweeted
I hate existential halloween what do you mean you are
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feeling sorry for myself today as a treat
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his replies??? 😭😭😭
“Take your ballroom and shove it up your fat ass” is SENDING ME … is there merch?
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