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"Rugged Individualist" β€’ "What the thinker thinks, the prover proves" (R.A.Wilson) β€’ THERE ARE FOUR LIGHTS β€’ 2+2=4 β€’ Read Banned Books β€’ Never Fear Truth

Joined May 2013
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This is the most important thread on the whole Internets! Please read. Keep reading. It looks like it ends but it doesn't. Please share. πŸ‘‡πŸΌπŸŽ―πŸ‘‡πŸΌπŸŽ―πŸ‘‡πŸΌπŸŽ―πŸ‘‡πŸΌ
A thread: I have not written this out ahead of time, I am writing as I go, so bear with me, this is just a musing. The Lord of the Flies theory of millennials. This is a different generation than ever before in history. This is a generation that grew up in a 1/
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melanie haber πŸ΄β€β˜ οΈ retweeted
This ribbon says otherwise.
Replying to @johnkonrad
Um. You don't keep sailors on a ship for months on end. This admin is full of fucking idiots
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He told his girlfriend he was gay, then beat her up. Then he kidnapped his son. When the police arrived, he murdered his son before being shot dead by the police. β€œHandsome”
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β€œWe just wanna pee.”
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Meme of the day.
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RAAAAAAWWRRR BITES BITES YOU SWIMS SWIMS (flips your kayak) SWIMS SWIMS SWIMS SWIMS BITES BITES SWIMS SWIMS SWIMS SWIMS SWIMS SWIMS SWIMS RAAAAAAWWWRRRR RAAAAAAWWRRR BITES BITES SWIMS SWIMS SWIMS SWIMS SWIMS SWIMS SWIMS SWIMS SWIMS SWIMS SWIMS SWIMS SWIMS BITES BITES SWIMS SWIMS SWIMS SWIMS SWIMS SWIMS SWIMS SWIMS SWIMS SWIMS SWIMS SWIMS RAAAAAAWWWRRRR RAAAAAAWWWRRRR SWIMS AWAY
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It was 10 years ago today my best mate James came running out of the room shouting, "It's a boy!" with tears streaming down his face. We never went back to Thailand.
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I am lucky to be alive. They had Hersheys Miniatures at work. BUCKETS of them. I think I ate a whole bucket all by myself. Thank god it's over.
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AHHHHHAAAAHAHA that is brilliant 🀣
Tesla is celebrating Halloween this year by having a Cybercab autonomously drive around Austin with skeletons inside haha πŸŽƒ
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Happy Halloween everyone!
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This is how locked in you need to be…..
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Listen to what they played...
Buckingham Palace Honours Sir Patrick Stewart (1940–2026) with Star Trek Theme Tune πŸ•ŠοΈ The Band of the Grenadier Guards performs the iconic Star Trek theme at Buckingham Palace in honour of Sir Patrick Stewart, following the sad news of his passing. Queen Elizabeth II knighted Sir Patrick Stewart in 2010, recognising his outstanding contribution to drama and the arts πŸ‡¬πŸ‡§ πŸŽ₯ @KingsGuardTours πŸ“† 30 October 2026 πŸ“ Buckingham Palace #SirPatrickStewart #StarTrek #GrenadierGuards #BuckinghamPalace #BritishArmyMusic
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Wow, I didn't know this before.
On October 31, 1991, a 79-year-old Mary Anne MacLeod Trump stepped out of her Rolls-Royce on Union Turnpike near her home in Jamaica Estates, Queens, when a 16-year-old mugger grabbed her purse and threw her to the ground, and what followed was not just a violent crime but the event that quietly reframed the entire final decade of her life and revealed how her son, the real estate billionaire Donald Trump, actually showed up when it mattered for the people he loved. Mary Anne's purse contained $14. She refused to let it go. The mugger beat her on the pavement, breaking her ribs, fracturing multiple bones, causing a brain hemorrhage, and inflicting permanent damage to both her sight and her hearing, injuries from which she never fully recovered. A bread-truck driver named Lawrence Herbert witnessed the attack, chased down the teenager, and held him until police arrived. The assailant later pleaded guilty to robbery and assault and received a sentence of three to nine years in prison. Donald Trump subsequently tracked down Lawrence Herbert and sent him a personal check specifically intended to keep Herbert from losing his home to foreclosure, a quiet, direct, and entirely unpublicized act of gratitude for a man who had saved his mother. Mary Anne spent the last nine years of her life significantly diminished by that attack, her vision and hearing permanently impaired, surviving her husband Fred by approximately a year before dying on August 7, 2000, at Long Island Jewish Medical Center in New Hyde Park, New York, at age 88. She had come to America 70 years earlier with $50, worked in other people's mansions, married a builder from Queens, raised a future president, and in the end was mugged on her own street for $14, her Rolls-Royce parked just feet away. The death notice in the Stornoway Gazette, the newspaper of her Scottish hometown, read simply that Mary Ann Trump, aged 88, was the daughter of the late Malcolm and Mary MacLeod of 5 Tong, the fishing village she had left at 18 and never stopped belonging to.
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Wishing everyone a happy and safe Halloween! πŸŽƒπŸ‘»
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melanie haber πŸ΄β€β˜ οΈ retweeted
I'm voting red because she can't.
I’m voting blue because they can’t.
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Happy Halloween! πŸ‘» Like a spectral form rising out of a cold mist, @NASAHubble and Webb have captured a hauntingly dynamic star-forming scene, which lies within the vast Carina Nebula, a diffuse star-forming region located about 7,500 light-years away from Earth.
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Happy Halloween to all art lovers out there! πŸŽƒ
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Happy Halloween πŸ‘» #POTUS πŸŽƒ
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Trekkies! We have a new supreme leader now, who speaks for all of Star Trek. Not long ago it was Robert Picardo. Now it's Wil Wheaton. Update your notes.
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Looking for a little history this Halloween? From legendary battles to generations of Sailors who have served aboard her, America's Ship of State has plenty of stories to tell. Make history part of your Halloween plans! We look forward to welcoming you aboard!
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