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Ever wondered what happens if the EU leaves itself (EUxit)?
Brave Old Europe, DG MEME's first #book, tries to answer this and many other questions, with the surreal imagination that makes us unique.
"It is necessary to plan before beginning to act, and, after planning, to act with promptitude."
[Sallust, The Conspiracy of Catiline]
Climate change is human-driven, the Earth is not flat, vaccines work, Brexit was dumb, the Russian state is an enemy of humanity, 2 + 2 = 4.
Our reasonable conditions for the UK to rejoin the EU:
- Make tabloid editors recite the Act of Contrition on TV
- Drive on the right side of the road
- Revoke pub privileges for Brexiteers
- Adopt the €
- Add Kaja Kallas to the line of succession to the throne
Sometimes I think we're not even trying.
EU capitals have struck a deal to remove Russia’s Alisher Usmanov and Mikhail Fridman from the sanctions list.
@benjaminhaddad called the outcome a win for European solidarity.
“We keep a very strong united front on the sanctions on Russia,” he said.

















