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Mandy✨

@mendeee_

I am only here to laugh and complain. She/Her 🇭🇹

 Miami, FL
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Joined July 2009
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They said
gawdy (@ZoeGawd) profile picturegawdy
@ZoeGawd6h
You talking specifically about someone on this one it’s too accurate 😭😭😭😭
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My Mom had died that August & my Grandfather looked around at all the rest of my aunts & uncles & told them that my Mom was his favorite. Essentially, they weren’t worth living for anymore. He started making funeral plans with all of them and called it quits that December.
Diana 🍎 (@nermalicious2) profile pictureDiana 🍎@nermalicious2Nov 3
Does anyone else have trauma that's objectively kind of funny
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Jani Gem 🌶@Jani__GeeNov 5
When someone is cruel or unkind to you the counsel is always “do the same thing to them back” but that doesn’t work for me because I don’t *want* to be cruel. I don’t want to match your energy if your energy sucks. Why would I let a demon determine my disposition??
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eunice (@youniscab) profile picture
eunice@youniscab7h
He’s probably just a lash tech
ala 𖤐 (@calajms) profile pictureala 𖤐@calajms14h
every time i check someone's profile, guess who's always a mutual 🙄 just friendly asf!!
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Image from i make beats ✞ (@DonDadaNYC)
Sesame Chiccen (@Loccdawggg) profile pictureSesame Chiccen
@Loccdawggg9h
Is everybody ok? Like genuinely asking
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vi@vimentality79h
When he cheated on me and I crashed out on Instagram live with 40 viewers and i could hear my neighbor watching the live through the wall
Diana 🍎 (@nermalicious2) profile pictureDiana 🍎@nermalicious2Nov 3
Does anyone else have trauma that's objectively kind of funny
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MECCA
@iH8Meccavellii4h
When my dad was first diagnosed with dementia he went missing for almost 3 weeks. He was basically roaming around the Bay Area. Getting on different buses, but couldn’t figure out how to get home. I was only able to keep track of him because the lady at the bank felt so bad for me that she would tell me if he had had a transaction on his card the previous day so I could know if he was still alive. I had basically got to the point where I was starting to accept that we might not find him. My auntie (his sister) posted these pictures on her story and the Cousin group chat went up. It don’t matter if your brother is missing and has dementia you gotta get sympathy from the heauxs‼️‼️‼️‼️
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Diana 🍎 (@nermalicious2) profile pictureDiana 🍎@nermalicious2Nov 3
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Rent.
ATG Curry (@atg_curry) profile pictureATG Curry@atg_curryNov 5
If you could permanently change the price of something to $2, what would it be??
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philip lewis
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This is one of the oldest known examples of someone speaking Louisiana Creole nytimes.com/2026/10/30/us/lo…
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★@cogimyongsNov 5
LIKE WATERRRRRRRR #TourMaVie
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hey?
Young Black Socrates™ (@black_virginian) profile pictureYoung Black Socrates™@black_virginian14h
“How you know I’m older than you..” You just offered me a pot pie
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braised short rib from starbucks. y’all are eating mitch mcconnell.
brittany loves Christ ★ ★ (@ilovemyugw) profile picturebrittany loves Christ ★ ★@ilovemyugw14h
to say this meal was incredible is an understatement… starbucks really did outdid themselves, the velvet mascarpone cold foam is so delicious and ties everything together, im in love
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N@nuehyaNov 5
It’s the girl he’s with
AB 𐙚 ྀིྀིྀིྀིྀི (@armanicore) profile pictureAB 𐙚 ྀིྀིྀིྀིྀི@armanicoreNov 5
niggas highlights be full of cool shit and when you get around him, he’s poor and boring
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No shade he might be right 😅
Rev. Bentley W. Chism, D.D., Ph.D. (@bwchism) profile pictureRev. Bentley W. Chism, D.D., Ph.D.@bwchismNov 6
Uh... He has a point. Just saying!
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REAL TEARS 😭😭😭😭
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dee.@_lecij9h
LMFAOOOOOOO
𝑭𝒓𝒆𝒚𝒚 (@Freyy_is) profile picture𝑭𝒓𝒆𝒚𝒚
@Freyy_is14h
i don't care how many times i've seen this, it gets me every single time. �
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💕@Teaacup_Nov 5
My bad I ran shit for a bit
. (@Dboysback65) profile picture.@Dboysback65Nov 4
Hate a bitch that just knows everybody, lmao like how do you even know them 😭
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#ButWhatIfTheVillageIsRetarded
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This is spot on 😂
(╬≖_≖) (@hugetulip) profile picture(╬≖_≖)@hugetulip11h
Replying to @igri2q
No that’s a good age to be horny I think. And then asexuality at 25 ofc, and then back to horniness but with a renewed perversion in your heart that almost scares you #YourTimeWillCum
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Complex
@Complex16h
These are straight out of a winter fairytale 📷 A couple named Melissa and Devon didn’t let a snowstorm stop their plans to elope at Banff National Park in Alberta, Canada. Even after being warned about the weather, they hiked 30 minutes through the snow to reach Peyto Lake Viewpoint, where they got married. [📷: @bdfk_photography ]
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