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batman x pookie. 🎀

Joined April 2025
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By the end of 2026, he will be mine. Officially. Permanently. 🫠
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hope my last breath would be a sigh of relief
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i mourn myself like every two months
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im all nervous no system
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“you handled it so well” (i don’t remember 40% of my life)
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I don't even fuck around and i still find out
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Imagine giving yourself some ridiculous made up title instead of just introducing yourself with your actual name like a functioning member of society. 😭😭 New gen Kashmiris are a different breed of cringe, bhai. Yuckkk.
Just received a phone call from #Sania_Zehra, popularly known as the B-Queen of Kashmir. I immediately spoke to the Deputy Commissioner, Pulwama, regarding her concern and requested necessary intervention. I am hopeful that the matter will be resolved soon.
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only difference between me & someone in a psych ward is im outside
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i promise you, i'm fun and all. but there's just this intense sadness that i can't totally get rid of
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The most toxic man I’ve come across in a very long time is this batshit crazy woman on my Twitter TL. Freak show ! 🤦🏾‍♀️
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I’m not overthinking. Things are overhappening.
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home is suffocating, and being out is overstimulating. im obviously yearning for something that doesn’t exist
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every distance is walkable if you’ve lost your will to live
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even if i could go back, i don't belong there any more
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Best bumper sticker award goes to
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10 seconds after the delivery arrived
Me checking the delivery status of the food I ordered 10 seconds ago.
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Is baat pe yaad aaya where tf is Omar Abdullah’s mother? Mujhe kaise aaj tak uski maa hi yaad nai aayi?? 😞😞
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Ha💸ha💸ha💸ha💸
I told Abba how much I love him and how, in every lifetime, I would always choose him as my father. He listened quietly & then asked, “Paisy chahiye??” And then turned to Amma and asked, “Ye meri gaari le kar gayi thi na? Dekhna zara, thok ke aayi hogi kahin.” 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
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a verse in surah an'am, "your Lord has made it obligatory on Himself to be merciful to you" i cried
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Me checking the delivery status of the food I ordered 10 seconds ago.
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Their country is sick. They're all sick, regardless of how old they are. Fucking psychopaths.
⚠️ TRIGGER WARNING: DISTURBING CONTENT INVOLVING A CHILD. A deeply disturbing incident has been reported from a school in Sector 20, Panchkula, Chandigarh. An 8 y/o Class 3 student allegedly attacked a 6 y/o KG girl, who is a child with special needs, with kicks & bricks. The accused student allegedly grabbed the little girl by her hair and slammed her head against a desk. Even after she lost consciousness, he continued dragging her and kicking her. The little girl is critically injured and has been referred to PGI Chandigarh. How safe are our children inside the very schools where they are supposed to be protected? We need answers, accountability and a serious examination of child safety in schools.
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