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New York City
Joined December 2012
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So last night me and my husband went to a bar for our one month anniversary and did a lil sexy role play as strangers on a first date.
Later a woman pulled me aside in the bathroom to say “sorry but I was watching… It is so funny how much you hate that guy and he has no idea.”
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I strongly disagree with the President’s decision on Denali. Our nation’s tallest mountain, which has been called Denali for thousands of years, must continue to be known by the rightful name bestowed by Alaska’s Koyukon Athabascans, who have stewarded the land since time immemorial.
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Ultimately it isn’t the ghost of Christmas present or past that are able to change Scrooge. He has to have his shit rocked by the literal spectre of his own miserable death being celebrated to finally decide to change his ways.
Anyway, hope healthcare CEOs have a good holiday.
I know this isnt the point but Lilly jay is fuckin gorgeous and I think she’d laugh at my jokes not just to be polite but like genuinely
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Her personal life has overshadowed this but I don't think enough people know this woman has dedicated the last several years of her life to helping advocate for sexual assault survivors and providing mental services for victims. Lilly Jay I only want good things for you!
Lilly Jay never thought she would get divorced. Especially not just after giving birth and in the shadow of her ex, Ethan Slater's, new relationship with a celebrity. She wrote about being a private person whose pain was thrust into the spotlight the-cut.visitlink.me/YMtYW9
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Dudes thinking about the Roman Empire so much, they’re trying to recreate its decline so they can experience it in real time
instead of freaking out about polls all day why don’t we just wait until the real votes get counted and then freak out for four years
Check on your hot friends today. We are going through an invisible battle you wouldn’t possibly understand
Help! I just asked my husband to bring me a change of clothes and he asked “which clothes” as if I remember a single top I own
