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Joined May 2010
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Little Rex having the time of his life ❤️
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Truly do not understand why people are so against Lisa and/or Betsy investing in Underworld to help save it. Like genuinely, I don't understand why it's a problem. People wouldn't have an issue if it was Roy or Michelle, and Lisa and Betsy are just as much Carla's family as them
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I feel like the "worst kind of woman" is someone who posts something like this and tears down sex workers because they're mad at a fictional character
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People really need to learn the difference between someone having a drink in a low moment and someone heading towards a spiral. Yes, one can easily turn into the other, but there is zero evidence that Carla is going to spiral or that she’s using alcohol inappropriately #swarla
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When life gives you lemons, make lemonade and get a new kitten. Welcome to the family Rex 😍
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Lisa would literally never???
my fear is that lisa will try to kill idris
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When you have a basic ass doctor appointment tomorrow but are anxious ad because doctors are not a happy place
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Imagine still talking about something that everyone else is more than happy to forget lmao
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No matter how many times I re-watch the Critical Role campaigns, Taliesin's characters are always the worst. Caduceus is the only one I can mildly tolerate, and even then, it's just tolerating him #criticalrole
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I think the one thing this AO3 outage has made clear is that a lot of people have an unhealthy obsession with fanfic
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Happy (Belated) Birthday to me!
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Honestly, excluding the scene where Lisa makes the comment about living off their salary makes far more sense than including it. It doesn’t really match what we’ve seen from Lisa so far and her encouraging Carla about the business turning around makes far more sense #swarla #corrie
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People get so bothered when you don’t like the same things they do 😂
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Carla slowly adopting her wife’s man-hating habits. They do say the longer two people are together, the more alike they become 😂 #swarla
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When you are told to do things for yourself following your Dad’s passing so you decorate your bathroom with dinosaur pictures
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Genuinely bothering me so much that they did their Halloween episode on random ass Tuesday October 27 lmao. Like why? What is the rationale. Why not on Friday, the day before Halloween? Where is the logic #corrie
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It’s pickle(ing) time 🥒🥒🥒
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Sally not wanting to misgender a ghost because even when scared out of her mind, she’s still the ultimate ally
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Unable to enjoy today's episode for no other reason than I couldn't get past that they're celebrating Halloween on Tuesday, October 27? #corrie
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