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Boston sports propagandist. Professional hot-take artist. No views are my own. If you’re offended, the algorithm is working.

Joined July 2012
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You know Mack Hollins would have come back in the hospital gown with his cheeks hanging out the back
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Replying to @emilymkaplan
Believe Kucherov has his eyes set on playing with another one of the league’s top superstars and has a few players/teams in mind. We’ll see what moves the Lightning can, or are willing to, pull off.
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If Brown plays this weekend I want Rotman tarred and feathered in the public square
BREAKING: Patriots WR AJ Brown will be out multiple weeks due to injury (per sources).
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Now do @Rogers @Sportsnet the real criminals
JUST IN: The NFL could owe billions to Sunday Ticket subscribers after a court ruled it illegally inflated prices.
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Starting a gofund me for myself, for pointing this out
A GoFundMe has been launched for the man who started a fundraiser for the viral Red Baron employee It has been revealed he is a homeless veteran living in his car despite raising over $500,000 for someone else
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Meth Bear😮‍💨 retweeted
BY GAWD THAT’S CHRISTIAN WATSON’S MUSIC!! #Packers
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Replying to @meth_bear
Lay off the meth Meth Bear lol
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Blues wearing their 2019 primaries against the Bruins?
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To this day I have no idea if this is real or not. Boobtitski is a symbol of a simpler time. A better time. Before AI. When the internet was still pure
Replying to @meth_bear
this will never stop being funny
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Hockeys wild because you'll have Paul Bissonnette thumbing out tweets about people chopping their cocks off then got on a panel with Wayne Gretzky tonight
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Everyone in Leafs nation trying to blame boobtitski needs to remember the leafs are dogwater and committed draft larceny last year
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If Boston can get Dylan Larkin to waive his trade clause they likely get the deal done assuming they're willing to include Poitras, Hagens, Lohrei, Pastrnak, Geekie, McAvoy, Swayman and the Bobby Orr Statue. Would you do this deal?
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Caleb Williams on permanent love watch
Drake Maye's game-worn jersey is hanging in Caleb Williams' locker. #Bears
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No cheating. Only real ones will remember
Choose your wheel
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And football commentary was never the same. #MaddenMovie. November 18.
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Locked out of my account. How the fuck do I keep failing this
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Meth Bear😮‍💨 retweeted
Our business spends $873.44 a month with @Rogers on tv, phone and internet. Every variation of Sportsnet....most showing poker and darts all day. We can't watch the Oilers game tonight 😂 I'm sorry...I'm not spending another cent. @Sportsnet @NHL @EdmontonOilers
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