@metroadlib

i reside in va, ride in va, most likely when I die, I'm gon' die in va.

 shot a man in reno...
Joined April 2010
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before you wind yourself up to get all sassy in my mentions....know I've likely already muted the thread. since I don't care.
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What was going on at that Keyshia Cole concert?
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Your girl has GOT to leave these baby Gen-Z rappers *alone*.
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I think David Harbour pulls too many women. I don't understand it, and the number is too large.
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We all know what comes next.
Bloomberg
@business14h
Microsoft will offer buyouts to about 60,000 workers, part of the company’s efforts to trim costs and retool its workforce for the artificial intelligence era bloomberg.com/news/articles/…

Microsoft to Offer Buyouts to 60,000 Workers in New Cost Cut

Microsoft Corp. will offer buyouts to about 60,000 workers, part of the company’s efforts to trim costs and retool its workforce for the artificial intelligence era.

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And this will go no further than the other.
Kyle Griffin
@kylegriffin110h
Reuters: US JUSTICE DEPARTMENT CHARGES FORMER FBI DIRECTOR JAMES COMEY WITH TRANSMITTING NATIONAL DEFENSE INFORMATION IN 2016 -COURT DOCUMENT
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. . . AHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA AHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. Listen.....hating your opposing counsel is REAL.
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Leaving office now. My vantage point is amazing b/c I work in the sticks....but look at the moon!!!
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Ugh. I really hate days like today when I love this goddamned job. When I'm cervix deep in helpful precedent. When I'm feeling ready for trial. When my client feels prepared. When I know I'm doing well. That's how they get you!! That's how they get you!
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Boss: And you know what Judge ____ loves above all else... Me and Boss *at same time*: Case law. Boss: You need some help? Me: Noooope. All over it. I appreciate the hell out of you though.
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Trial is going to be tough this week b/c I legit don't know what the solution here is. I'm doing my best to let that go b/c our judge can math it out. I just have nothing to suggest to him. Just wrapped my final prep with my client. What*ever* happens, I'm so gd proud of him.
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My boss just helped. She's such a fucking badass, man.
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fooler initiative retweeted
Critter@asclepiasyriaca17h
Imagine if you stood up at work and said “You know who has one hell of a beautiful ass? It’s Carol from accounting. Stand up Carol! Show them your ass!” You’d be fired within the hour but the president gets a pass because everyone has accepted the fact that he’s a scumbag.
Republicans against Trump
@RpsAgainstTrumpOct 25
Trump: I looked at one hell of a beautiful ass before, Nicki Minaj. That's hard to miss.
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So, I'm not reading this....obviously. And while it defies all understanding that anyone should still have to point this out in TWENTY TWENTY SIX- THERE IS LITERALLY *NOTHING* TO BE GAINED....BY SITTING DOWN "AT THE TABLE" AND TALKING WITH THIS MAN. STOP PRETENDING THERE IS.
Natalie Allison
@natalie_allisonOct 26
President Trump posted a more than 1300-word rant against Bill Maher, in which he tucks in that he is “not building a swimming pool in the White House briefing room,” but is still considering moving the press out.
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life chasing that phantom validation. The man's office called, and you saw it as an opportunity to prove to everybody--an absent parent, your 9th grade homeroom teacher who never quite *saw* you, a former friend who, despite having none of your money, is happier than you could
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ever hope to be--that you have gravitas, that your words have cachet, that your opinions and thoughts have reach.....alllll the way to 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue NW, in fact. So you ran all the way there....to spitpolish the Commander in Chief's ashy, havarti-coated balls.
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I just want to make sure I have this right.... It was critical to re-elect ......*this* guy.....beeeeecauuuuuseeeee ......it was the only way to protect.....*Christianity*......which is....under *attack*......from someone who is ......NOT *this* guy. That about the shape of it?
Acyn
@AcynOct 25
TRUMP: I looked at his ass, and I've never done that with a man before. By the way, I looked at one hell of a beautiful ass before: Nicki Minaj. That's hard to miss.
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*This* guy.....this guy is the standard-bearer forrrrrr.....the party ooooof......✌🏾family✌🏾✌🏾values✌🏾.
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Dad: Where have you been lately? Me: Like court-wise? Dad: Yeah. Me: Mmm....FFX last week. But last two weeks, Stafford, Spotsy, Prince William, and King George. Why? Dad: Are those places red or blue? Me: Mmm...FFX blue, PW is blue but doesn't feel like it at all the further
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My father said that, driving around, you'd have NO idea we're like a week out from midterms. And that hit me like a ton of bricks. Because he's absolutely right. I drive a LOT. And in some DECIDEDLY rural outposts. I haven't given it any thought until right this moment....but...
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NO SIGNS....
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