Michael Gjere

How you know you are becoming a real 3M employee: you speak in acronyms and initialisms without realizing it.

In the war between Star Wars vs Star Trek: the fight is over. J.J. Abrams saved one universe and now is working to save the other.

My Briar Patch: designing apps for a massive company. Oh no...please don't throw me in!

So I made a blog. I'm so modern! Yay me! bigboycrayons.tumblr.com/

#morale_officer says: Good news! I finally found someone that likes you!

It's been 1 minute since my last Tweet. I hope no one is worried about me!

This looks badass. Mechwarrior how it should look. Link: playhawken.com/?ref=p4lc6654 playhawken.com/?ref=bbpxdsvu

Ok I'm sort of freaked out. I posted about Verizon and one of their employees actually READ and REPLIED. Kinda cool to know, actually.

Wow... Verizon just used me like a cheap whore. I better win this phone, to make it worth selling out so completely.

I want to win one. For the children, of course. . #30DaysOfRAZR from @VerizonWireless. Enter now! soc.li/MmW8yDK

#inappropriate -Men's room comment: "Not bad...not bad at all"

#btlcap warm peanut butter for the win!

I realized today that I would make a terrible rap artist. But a damned good superhero.

#btlcap welcome Simon, our newest SPM!

#btlcap pick up sword. Open mailbox with sword

#btlcap I am 200. Too late for this discussion?

#lifetip if your banking transaction takes longer than 5 mins, don't be an asshole and use the drive thru teller.

#drivetip Cars are not giant magnets. It is safe to drive within 10 car lengths of other people, I promise.

If a man made of chalk was murdered, what would the police outline his body with? These questions ruin my sleep.

#ModernPysch Find a bathroom with 3 pee stalls and use the middle one. People will wait for you to finish rather than pee next to you.