Useless waste who won’t shut up about ska 🏁. I wrote The Book of Nilton, so please buy it. It is good according to me. He/him.
Andover, MA
Joined March 2010
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For the small handful of people who only follow me here, I have an extremely dumb/funny/unnecessarily long book that I wrote called The Book of Nilton. I am supremely proud of it. You can buy it here if you are interested (you aren’t): amazon.com/dp/B07Z6LT9D3/ref…
Just got irrationally internet nerd angry over a company vehicle I just saw for a locksmith called Key “N” Lock. There is absolutely no scenario where those quotation marks make sense. I am BOYCOTTING this company that I would never need anyway
I know it’s December and once Thanksgiving ends I have no grounds to stand on regarding being furious over being surrounded by Christmas, but that doesn’t make me not want to rip my face off hearing Christmas music constantly. Especially at work 😞
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Laughing over the trauma you experienced together as siblings that only one of you remembers >>>>
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I’m not grateful for anything or anyone today. I can express gratitude every day but today isn’t the day.
Fuck your “thanksgiving”
Make sure colonialism is the topic of conversation during your performance of being a good family member & showing up around that table
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Conspiracy theories are everywhere and people don't understand how harmful they are.
I made the original Conspiracy Chart over a year ago. An update was long overdue. This is the 2021 version.
“A band member consensually pissed on a man’s face on stage at a festival” is a bold marketing tactic, but here I am thoroughly enjoying Brass Against who I didn’t know existed prior
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People are attracted to criminal impunity if they feel it’s transferable. They’re repulsed by it if they feel they can be its target. Govt refusal to enforce accountability for criminal elites has emboldened ordinary people to commit violence knowing they’ll get elite protection.
I’ve been fortunate enough to not have seen Lin Manuel Miranda’s face in a long time. Just saw it on my timeline and immediately unfollowed the person who posted it
Almost got into an accident because I thought I saw a dog and wanted to look at it but it was actually just rust on a guardrail
I will never understand intermask couples. How the fuck could you be with someone who has a totally different view on the safety of other human beings than you
I don’t get it. I’m as mediocre a white man as it gets. Why haven’t I fallen into unearned, undeserved money yet?
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Elon, I'm headlining the Creek in Austin Nov 26-28th, please stop by and do a set!