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Northeast Georgia
Joined June 2014
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20 years ago today, Marshawn Lynch took the injury cart for a joyride 😂
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waitress: we don't have Coke, is Pepsi okay? me:
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How ass are the Eagles?
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Thank God we have Holy Rowe to ask, “What does this win mean for your program?”
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ESPN story from controversial ND/BYU ending in Provo, as the Big 12 admits mistake: “it was determined that time remained on the clock when the ball hit the ground and the play was incorrectly cleared by the replay officiating crew," espn.com/college-football/st…
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Marco Rubio realizing he has to be the next White House press secretary
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Replying to @USMC
I’m surprised they’re not featuring Hegseth in the middle with 4 men on his back, trying to make everyone around him look inferior.
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The porch light will be off this year. 😱
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MAGA: We oppose transgender because you are perfect exactly the way god made you. Also MAGA:
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It’s gotta suck to find out you’re not a lawyer or a press secretary on the same day.
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Now this is questioning my first impression because if you got video footage, that means the store gave you access and they wouldn’t do it if they looked bad. I just went from 99% Team Kelly to 49%.
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Things most Americans agree on: Groceries cost too much. Tariffs suck and make no sense. Congress and Presidents shouldn’t trade stocks. The debt is a mess. The border should be secure, but legal immigration is good. Endless wars are stupid, especially ones that nobody wants and have never been explained. Americans are exhausted. AI is like my new best friend that also might be trying to take my job, my ability to think for myself, and my humanity in the process. Yo like I love you, but WTF, but I still love you. Diversity is actually awesome! The opposite is boring AF. Canadians are super fucking cool. Mexicans are chill. Putin isn’t a good guy looking out for America’s best interest. Rocky IV and Miracle are great movies. Good neighbors are a blessing. Freedom of religion and coexistence without having to blow each other up is probably a good idea. We all question, are we alone in the universe? We all fuck up along the way. Epstein didn’t hang himself. The Trumps and Epstein were best friends for decades. It’s like Bert trying to tell us Ernie was just an acquaintance in the same social scene on Sesame Street back in the day. The Cowboys suck. Go Birds! Things we’re told to fight about: Me. Laptop. Vaccines. Transgenders in sports. Pronouns. That’s the joke. (-The Bidens) ((They’re not wrong.))
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Holly Rowe just sent this to me said she was laughing her ass off
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😂😂😂😂😂
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not just one of the best throws of the week one of the best throws of the season
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nothing like coffee and a weird daniel jones fumble to start the day.
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Please do not take your mail-in ballots to the post office; take them to the board of elections or a drop-off box.
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Florida Gators being removed from the top 10
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KEEP POUNDING!!!
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Only men im letting disturb my peace are the Carolina Panthers
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