Writer. Vanity Fair/The New Yorker. From MD/DC/VA. Author 13 books/audio comedies. 3 NY Times best-sellers. New audio comedy w/ Chris Elliott coming in 2026!
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This is my black-velvet painting of Chris Elliott with David Letterman. Chris is involved with my next audio comedy project, playing a successful surgeon who gives it all up to go back into showbiz.
It'll be out in 2027 from the great @thesonarnetwork
mike sacks retweeted
This is my black-velvet painting of Chris Elliott with David Letterman. Chris is involved with my next audio comedy project, playing a successful surgeon who gives it all up to go back into showbiz.
It'll be out in 2027 from the great @thesonarnetwork
This is my black-velvet painting of Chris Elliott with David Letterman. Chris is involved with my next audio comedy project, playing a successful surgeon who gives it all up to go back into showbiz.
It'll be out in 2027 from the great @thesonarnetwork
mike sacks retweeted
I went down to New Orleans to profile Twisted Teens
Come for the answers to those pervasive questions (How do you write three addicting albums in one year? Who even are they and where did they come from?) stay for their stories as lifelong vagabonds
pitchfork.com/story/twisted-…
Each time I drink or smoke, I think: There goes 3.5 hours off my life sitting in front of a TV watching "Wheel of Fortune" at top volume with my Caribbean nurse
Will always treasure the memory of being rejected by the producer in his office with the framed “Little Nicky” poster behind him.
Should've known this day was gonna be real bad when cops surrounded my house and shot dead the alien creature I've been hiding for the past 25 years
