Writer/author/editor/script tickler/Tractor Boy/dad/doofus. Literary agent: Juliet Pickering @ Blake Friedmann. My debut novel is out now, order link below!

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Joined February 2009
Cover reveal! Canine cosy crime with a festive twist! My second novel Death At The Dog Hotel - a sequel to The Dogwalkers' Detective Agency - will be published by @MichaelJBooks on 19th November. A killer's checked in - and some guests won't be checking out...🐶🔍🚨🐾❄️📘
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If franz ferdinand didn’t want to be assassinated he shouldn’t have made a song called “take me out”
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Lana Del Rey reveals she’s become a huge fan of classic sitcom ‘One Foot In The Grave’ over the past few months. “I love how the old guy can never believe it,” she smiled
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YOU'RE BORN. YOU SEE PANTS STYLES GO FROM BAGGY TO SKINNY BACK TO BAGGY EVERY 10 YEARS FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIFE. YOU DIE. THE END
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Don’t miss the new series of ‘Mortimer & Whitehouse : Gone Fishing’ on @BBCTwo at 9pm tonight. It’s Ted’s last appearance, following his death in April 😢 #rescuedogs @RealBobMortimer
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The funk soul brother
Carrick out now 😡😡
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Imagine telling a Bournemouth fan 20 years ago that they'd beat both AC Milan and Manchester United 3-0 in the same week
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Film-wise: at 6.55, Edward Scissorhands on ITV2. At 9, Notting Hill on Comedy Central. At 9.30, Shaun Of The Dead on Sky1. At 10, Rocky Balboa on ITV4. At 10.10, Boston Strangler on @TalkingPicsTV. At 10.20, Top Gun on ITV1. At 10.45, Misery on BBC2. At 11.05, M3gan on E4 #telly
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Tonight’s TV tips: at 7.10pm, #Strictly results on BBC1. At 8pm, #AntiquesRoadshow on BBC1. At 9pm, new drama #Adultery on ITV1, #ThisCityIsOurs returns to BBC1, #GoneFishing returns to BBC2 or One Born Every Minute returns to E4. At 9.30pm, A Course Called Ireland on BBC2 #telly
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Someone won’t make it to Halloween! Another couple are about to be consigned to the sparkly scrapheap! You are cordially invited to come and watch along with my twinkle-toed #Strictly results liveblog #scd #StrictlyComeDancing theguardian.com/tv-and-radio…
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Someone won’t make it to Halloween! Another couple are about to be consigned to the sparkly scrapheap! You are cordially invited to come and watch along with my twinkle-toed #Strictly results liveblog #scd #StrictlyComeDancing theguardian.com/tv-and-radio…
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My #Strictly results liveblog is now open! But who won't make it to Halloween? It’s showtime at 7.10pm on BBC1, so please come and join me for tight-trousered, Cuba-heeled build-up to this year’s fourth elimination #scd #StrictlyComeDancing theguardian.com/tv-and-radio…
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My #Strictly results liveblog is now open! But who won't make it to Halloween? It’s showtime at 7.10pm on BBC1, so please come and join me for tight-trousered, Cuba-heeled build-up to this year’s fourth elimination #scd #StrictlyComeDancing theguardian.com/tv-and-radio…
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Film-wise: at 6.55, Edward Scissorhands on ITV2. At 9, Notting Hill on Comedy Central. At 9.30, Shaun Of The Dead on Sky1. At 10, Rocky Balboa on ITV4. At 10.10, Boston Strangler on @TalkingPicsTV. At 10.20, Top Gun on ITV1. At 10.45, Misery on BBC2. At 11.05, M3gan on E4 #telly
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Tonight’s TV tips: at 7.10pm, #Strictly results on BBC1. At 8pm, #AntiquesRoadshow on BBC1. At 9pm, new drama #Adultery on ITV1, #ThisCityIsOurs returns to BBC1, #GoneFishing returns to BBC2 or One Born Every Minute returns to E4. At 9.30pm, A Course Called Ireland on BBC2 #telly
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Abandoned pints earlier in soho
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Moving, fascinating and funny edition of #DesertIslandDiscs on Radio 4 right now, with the mighty @HarlanCoben in conversation with the equally mighty Lauren Laverne. Great tunes too. Well worth tuning in/catching up
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