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proper bloke

@michaelscarb

typo city over here

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Joined February 2016
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me to the camera after successfully escaping a jigsaw trap
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This was so haunting
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One thing about me is I will take a picture of your cat
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I love being a man for Halloween
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𓆦@minasdemon22 Oct 2023
Me during a plot twist scene after forcing people to watch a movie
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Panic disorder
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soren@DUMBBR0AD11 Oct 2023
pov i’m ur 12’8” gf picking u up off the floor so u can ride on my shoulder
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I’m such a leo, today is my brothers bday and my dad posted about him on facebook saying “you’re the best thing that ever happened to me” uhhhh ok? am I not also the best thing that has ever happened to you?…
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What is the scientific term for this phenomenon?
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CRT Bot2@crt_bot223 Aug 2023
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Roy@CaeDios10 Aug 2023
SpongeBob Interrogation Room
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傑伊@evangelicboy5 Aug 2023
first to log a movie that many oomfs has watchlisted on letterboxd
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It’s actually so impossible for me to fully trust a man, I’m chronically suspicious
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I just know this guy is in a cover band that plays at tiny biker bars on Tuesday nights
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sauce@usersauce22 Jul 2023
You ladies ready to have a Gouda time?! (In unison) Yes Mr Chedda! Grate! First stop… the Cheesecake Factory!
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It would be a huge mistake for someone to talk shit on matchbox twenty in my presence
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I know I’m gonna sound annoying bringing this up again on here but like… I wish everyone who has a twitter or instagram had a letterboxd. Ok sorry that’s the last time I’ll bring it up 😶
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These pics of me from a year ago were my peak I fear
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If you eat oatmeal for breakfast I just know you be lurking in dark alleys
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