mick

Take me down to Penis City where the grass is penis and the girls are penis

Can you do anything with a petard other than be hoisted by it?

Watching Death Note with the missus for the first time and this dude is the coolest motherfucker ever

Jagged Little Penis

In my spare time I like to say really chill normal shit

Dude did you seriously just exhibit behaviour that is incongruous to your stated beliefs?

I hate when you hear your homies stream from the other cubicle and know he’s packing more than you

Basing my entire sense of self on some gay shit that doesn’t matter

What happened last month cinephileically cannot happen again

October 5x5 things have never been worse

Making a murder/suicide pact with the local kebab guy

My girl Middle Eastern she from Plapistan

Will you be the Derpina to my Derp?

Old people are consuming internet content we can’t even fathom

Bugs crawl on me when I sleep

I still hate Halloween

When you looking at instagram story and realise you have to kill yourself

Hey i saw you trying to suck my dick with your mind from across the room and I thought you looked really cute

I’m in love with you as a friend