@midaeros

i put the may in maya | creator of the german gentleman nickname | grusexual | #SeaKraken | #Saints | romance novel defender | she/her cis-ish | i'm grown

 New Orleans, LA
Joined January 2015
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In case y'all forgot
Seattle Kraken
@SeattleKraken30 Apr 2022
The German Gentleman delivered a special puck for his number one fan 😉
Kraken fans posing with a poster and a puck from the German Gentleman aka Philipp Grubauer

ALT Kraken fans posing with a poster and a puck from the German Gentleman aka Philipp Grubauer

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Apparently my cousin came to NOLA this weekend (her birthday was yesterday) and I found out from her insta story and I think my sister wants me to be upset but like we're not that close lmao
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Like, if I was an older relative, it'd maybe be rude But the age difference is <5 years so like it's chill
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Now if her SISTERS did that, we'd have to tussle Cos like her sister is the one i did a 24hr trip cross country for but the cousin visiting nola got married in Alabama and I ain't go last year and logistically woulda been easier if I had really wanted to just based on proximity
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german (gentleman) chocolate cake
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Has anyone ever said this before People treat Hollanov like the male leads in a love triangle
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Last two are so fuckin funny
Max ⚓@fischybusinesss12h
In honor of @midaeros aging, here are a couple of screenshots of our many, many insane conversations There are very few people on this planet who can make me yell at my phone as much as Maya can and it's amazing Love you bestie <3
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Also I do wish I was a man 😡 sometimes
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They should refund you but your son is a liability.
Genevieve 🌼✨
@beaumont_valoisOct 25
So the school wants to BAN my 6th-grade son from a field trip I already signed him up for and paid for because he left the supervised area TWICE before?! 😳 WAIT… isn’t it the TEACHERS’ JOB to supervise these kids? How does excluding him solve THEIR supervision problem? AM I WRONG, or is the school punishing my child for THEIR failure to keep an eye on him? I want BOTH SIDES on this.
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the german gentleman aka grubauer's #1 fan retweeted
Froggy Tonic@FroggyTonicRedo16h
You're throwing away a golden opportunity to start a new podcast with Ethan, man. You could've called it HRHRViolations.
Ned Fulmer
@nedfulmer18h
ethan klein can fuck all the way off
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c | domtop ilya apostle 🇵🇸@makemegentle14h
you’re laughing. shane and the reporter could have died when ilya threw a puck carrying a kinetic energy equivalent to 100 million megatons of tnt and you’re laughing.
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Why would that cost $600k any why did they build it like that
Siren the radical feminist@radfemsiren18h
Why is no one talking about how they just spent 600k on a new set 3 months ago lol… whoops
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M. 💌 | HR | royally married@yrs_on_purpose21h
haven’t seen a single shitty tweet about hud and his girl on my tl and that’s proof that blocking and training your algorithm works
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Likely thing for him to be doing
Film Updates
@FilmUpdates15h
Hudson Williams reveals he is writing a movie script. (via: @EW)
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Washington Capitals
@CapitalsOct 25
Tuching ourselves in for a goodnight #ALLCAPS | @Verizon
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conner 🦇🍎@harrisdroversbf16h
hot take but i think some of you guys don’t understand hollanov’s relationship because you yourself are not a man who likes men
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Why are you dressed like Dwayne Johnson
Sammy Guevara
@sammyguevara16h
UPDATE! We found the baby and made it to Auckland New Zealand 🇳🇿
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DA VINKI
@VorosTwins19h
Elephant in the room : ADDRESSED Ducks : In a row Horses : HELD Eggs: In sooo many baskets Bigger Fish : Fried 2 Birds : Stoned
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No, karma would be if he had accused you of cheating and been wrong and then been caught cheating You definitely cheated on your wife and are still a massive douchebag
Ned Fulmer
@nedfulmer16h
karma’s a bitch, huh?
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Why is he in the WAGs chat as Jane
c | domtop ilya apostle 🇵🇸@makemegentle21h
Shane Is Not A Woman and You Lot Are Under Spells
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Occasionally there'll be a gush of blood and that feeling makes me wanna die ngl I use a cup tho
tu tía lite™@csjhofficiaIOct 24
i just dont get tampons in general why are you willingly putting something inside yourself
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