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Joined June 2013
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I'm only here to cause trouble.
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One of my favorites from The Onion
"you could just hide your queerness"
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this is frying me dude. guy got turned into a nugget at 20 by a flying toy & theyre gonna let him use his chin to turn other teenagers into nuggets and ABC is running it as a feel good story. right when u think its done boom pan to his nazi patch collection. satire genius. dying
Ukrainian veteran Ruslan Knysh is just 20 years old. Still, he continues to defend his country after losing both arms and legs in a Russian drone attack. Today, he is training to become a drone pilot by using a customized chin controller to operate unmanned ground vehicles. abcnews.link/H2WKOYt
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Israel First Mike Rogers’ career is cooked after this Abdul El Sayed ad. This is brilliant.
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Where he ... excuse me???
President of Cameroon, the 93-year-old Paul Biya, is expected to visit Cameroon next week! He will have a two-week working trip before returning to Geneva, Switzerland, where he lives.
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i do not feel parasocial about celebrities except for amanda seyfried i would totally go work on her farm
when I first moved to New York, Amanda lived on my block. there’s an ice cream shop she would be at sometimes, sharing an ice cream with her dog. staring off into space, she would eat a spoonful of ice cream then take a spoonful for the dog (same spoon)
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if our love is tragedy why are you my remedy
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this person must feel so vindicated right now
honestly kind of gross to paint a woman who was raped and groomed as some sort of liar or sociopath when she clearly created theranos as a trauma response (and motivated by Balwani). is she innocent? no, ofc not. but it feels a little weird to paint her as some villain.
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One of the funnier bits is Billy watching like Khan academy intro bio videos. He’s clearly trying to portray himself as like a serious biotech guy to launch Theranos 2.0 and he’s just learning about apoptosis for the first time
ELIZABETH HOLMES: of course it worked. the lights turned on. it was on the cloud NATHAN FIELDER: ok. but you know what feelings are, right? like you have them? WEIRD COCAINE HUSBAND: [watching youtube at 2x speed] babe it says here the mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell
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That is not "the normie idea of a break up". That's a near universal painful human experience that is the price for being a person who loves. You are just 21.
One thing I find so unconscionably awful is the normie idea of a "break-up." I can't imagine spending years loving a person and then saying "yeah, just pretend I never existed." If suicide is murdering the future, then a break-up is killing your past. It's a totally inhuman act.
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it’s so tea to announce your new pussy debut honestly
Hunter Schafer has undergone gender-affirming bottom surgery. “I just had bottom surgery in December, which was amazing, and I love it so much,” Schafer told Elle magazine. “For a long time I’ve embraced the gender-expansive part of myself, and I really wanted to try to make that previous body work, because I thought there was something really cool and badass about it.” Schafer described the ability to evolve as the “magical thing about queerness... on an ideological level, it’s about possibility and expansion and growth, and being on that journey and finding yourself.” While she had always viewed her gender identity as more fluid, she has now landed somewhere “flatter,” adding: "I’m a woman. I’m a girl." variety.com/2026/film/news/h…
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You’re not allowed to say that any place sucks because a theoretical gay person lives there
I'm very averse to anti-Florida rhetoric. There is a rich queer and multi-racial working class history here. Some of y'all give pretentious when you say you'd rather die than live in this state
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Still one of the funniest things anyone’s ever said on a talk show
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my favorite nathan for you bit was kidnapping a random guy for cutting in line
top 3 momentos de nathan for you lloro de risa cada vez que me acuerdo
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top 3 momentos de nathan for you lloro de risa cada vez que me acuerdo
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you can't be serious
In every Nathan Fielder media I’ve seen everyone is portrayed as a moron or morally flawed except for Nathan and that seems very suspicious
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how elizabeth holmes was lookin the night she met that crazy ass husband of hers
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There is a moment during the dinner scene in You Can See Everything where a specific name drop sent such a shockwave through the theatre (in Williamsburg Brooklyn) of gasps and “oh my god”s and “NOOOO” that I’ve never felt anything remotely close to in a live movie experience.
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oh ok so this was Billy 😭😭😭
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the title of You Can See Everything takes on an interesting valence when you take into account the discussions early in the film on the word "can"
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