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The Moon
Joined October 2019
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Show me one reason why I should leave X for TikTok? Bro cooked and added a lot of species ๐ญ๐ญ๐๐
Mike โ ๐ retweeted
Even if na air freshener abeg spray before you leave house o, itโs too hot to be smelling like shit, save peopleโs lives outside.๐
Mike โ ๐ retweeted
Hope they are not there to settle thing? Just sack Carrick and let them Bruno they only have this season with the club thatโs all
๐จJUST IN:
Berrada and Wilcox are both at Carrington. Bruno Fernandes has also turned up!
[@samuelluckhurst]
Mike โ ๐ retweeted
Jim Jones is so stupidโฆ Iโll never forget when she got down on her knees and proposed to some guy and still never got married. She deserves so much better. So beautiful ๐
Mike โ ๐ retweeted
Right after sex, casually mention that one of her breasts looks slightly bigger than the other.
Most guys don't know this tactic and some don't even understand why
Mike โ ๐ retweeted
Gm X family
Regardless of what happens we stay united ๐
Manifesting wins for everyone today
Mike โ ๐ retweeted
Sheldon could not be more wrong about being the social glue. He acts like a baby whenever heโs left out.
Mike โ ๐ retweeted
This is another underrated blessing.. people donโt appreciate it enough. Na just bread Dey make me add weight ๐ญ
One underrated privilege that isnโt talked about enough is having a metabolism that allows you to eat almost anything without gaining much weight. It is such a luxury.
Some people practically breathe and add 5kg, while you can eat an entire cake, a box of pizza, shawarma, burgers, huge portions of food, eat late at night, and still not get fat.
What a privilege.
Mike โ ๐ retweeted
Being somebodyโs favorite person must feel nice when you can tell them the most boring part of your day and they still care
