Mike Schaffer

Now every NFL fan understands why players need wrestling-style entrance themes. Imagine the POP if Christian Watson exited the ambulance and, like, Bodies by Drowning Pool blasted through the arena.

Zay Flowers is good at football. Very good. #RavensFlock

If this isn’t leading to @HeyHeyItsConrad managing Cody Rhodes against Roman Reigns down the line, what are we doing here?? Roman has a wiseman. Cody has a mortgage guy.

Was…that a mascot tightrope walking across the stadium??? Nope nope nope nope nope nope nope. #snf

Digging the creativity in the Ravens offense on the first drive. Not quite trick plays but opening up the playbook. #ravens #ravensflock #snf

Only one person can help us understand the Marvin Harrison, Jr. trade confusion:

Glass half full take: The #Orioles played 159 meaningful games despite: - Gunnar subpar year - Adley, Wells, Ward traded - Westburg and Mountcastle out - Holliday hampered - Eflin, Helsley, Bassitt hurt - Bradish hitting a wall - Rogers slow start - Mayo awful first half

Kofi and Creed calling out Swerve for his evil deeds is *chef’s kiss* #aewdynamite

Hurts to not score with bases loaded and no outs, but forcing Cease to throw over 30 in one inning is big. #orioles #birdland

I love AEW. That’s the post. #aew #aewdynamite

Blaze is 🔥 at, like, every position. #orioles #birdland

I’m guessing the reports of limited pyro at #AEWAllIn were overblown.

Given timing and such, prime Nigel McGuiness is a blind spot in my wrestling fandom. I don't consider his Desmond Wolfe run to be "prime." This run has shown why the hype is real. #AEWAllIn

The cool thing about pharmacies and airports is that you always are in line behind someone who acts like they’ve never been to one before.

Ted Lasso Ep 4 was an all-timer!! #tedlasso

Podcaster Trent Crimm is sending me #tedlasso

Can we please try to crash Spotify by all listening to Dolly Parton for the rest of the day?

My teenagers are smart and kind and wonderful. But…you can tell when they load the dishwasher.

I don’t know if Yohel Pozo will be with the #orioles after Basallo returns. But, hot damn, is he fun to watch play! #birdland

“Cheesecake Ben” transformed into “Home Run Call Ben” so smoothly. #orioles #birdland @benwag247